Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.

“A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.

A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.

A friend is a friend,” Uthman interrupted, “and a woman is a woman. You can’t have them in one person. The whole world knows that.

The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.

Love and honesty are the things that make a good wife and mother.

A good husband makes a good wife.

When a woman loves you from the deepest pit of her heart then no matter how much she fights with you… when the time comes she can fight the world for you…

it’s a man’s job to respect women, but its a woman’s job to give him something to respect…

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. – http://coolfunnyquotes.com

One day my wife’s credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!

The best thing a girl can be is a good wife and mother. It is a girl’s highest calling. I hope I am ready.

Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.

Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.

Being in a long marriage is a little bit like that nice cup of coffee every morning – I might have it every day, but I still enjoy it.

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife…. I guess I am a fantasy.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

How many times can you wash the floor before the floor says, “hey, i’m too clean. leave me alone..

By all means marry. i fyou get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosoper…

A jealous spouse does better research than FBI!!

My husband may not be perfect but he is perfect for me.

I love being my husband wife.

Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones unless the house is on fire…

There is nothing nobler of more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as husband & wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

Don’t Let People stay in your life longer than they deserve!!!

A successful marriage requires Falling In love Many times, ALWAYS With The Same person.

Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops :)

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me :)

Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one work? :)

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, room, dinning room, patio.

Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.

Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker :)

Compromising doesn’t mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego. :) LOLz

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops :)

There is only one perfect wife in the world and everyone’s neighbour has it. :)

A successfull marriage is based on give and take where husband gives money and gifts & wife takes it and wife gives tensions and lectures and husband takes it :)

All girls are DEVIL but my wife is QUEEN …………………………………………… Of all of them :)

My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I fell in love with her and what is more, I have never fallen out.

If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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