Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time.

Happiness is an inside job !

The ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world.

It’s crazy how fast time flies and how things progress.

No human is more important than your sleep…

When you reach the end of your rope,tie a knot in it and hang on..

i’m not crazy i’m just special!!….No, wait….maybe i’m crazy. One second….i have to talk to myself about this, hold on…

This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

So, apparently…it is severely frowned upon to open a bag of skittles in the store and pelt your fellow customers with them, while yelling “Taste the Rainbow!”

The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.

I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins.

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

Wrestling is obviously fake why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.

Finally got the voices in my head to stop talking so loud. Just wrap your head in duct tape and they sound muffled! Ha ha I win!

Wonders if its bad when I’m talking to myself and I’m not even listening…

Text: If I look like I am arguing with myself don’t worry about it. I am trying to reason with the voices in my head. They want me to hit you.

people call me crazy,there just jealous because the gummy bears talk to me not them.:)

This book on marriage says treat your wife like you treated her on the first date, so after dinner tonight I am dropping her off at her parents’ house..

My first name and your last name, together make sound great!

The greatest pleasure in Life is that what people say you can’t do.!

Life is Short for crazy experiments…

Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.

I may be a bad girl but I’m a damn good women.

Don’t be the part of problem, be the whole problem.

Craziness is my childhood problem.

It’s not so bad being crazy. You’ll never run out of friends; even if they are imaginary. LOL

People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p

I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

I’m soo poor… I can’t even pay attention

At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.

Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!

I wish people looked like their personalities..

well call me butter cuz I’m on a roll!

I’m batter than you Ex and better then your NEXT!

Oh I’m just so crazy about you.

My friend said I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn.

If you think I’m crazy, raise your hand…

I don’t have a bucket list but my fucket list is a mile long…

You people are crazy! I know…I can recognize my kind.

My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.

Sorry I got mad and said a bunch of things I meant but shouldn’t have said out loud.

My teacher wear sun glasses when she teachs me bcoz I am a bright student :D

If I randomly burst out in laughter, it’s usually ’cause I just told myself a joke I’d never heard before.

You know you are crazy when the voices in your head start sending you text messages.

Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use Photoshop to show their creativity.

Someone once told me that if you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean. If you hold a peanut shell to your ear, can you hear the circus ?

The biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman’s love with no intention of loving her.

I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.