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i’m not crazy i’m just special!!….No, wait….maybe i’m crazy. One second….i have to talk to myself about this, hold on…

This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

So, apparently…it is severely frowned upon to open a bag of skittles in the store and pelt your fellow customers with them, while yelling “Taste the Rainbow!”

The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.

I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins.

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

Wrestling is obviously fake why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.

Finally got the voices in my head to stop talking so loud. Just wrap your head in duct tape and they sound muffled! Ha ha I win!

Wonders if its bad when I’m talking to myself and I’m not even listening…

Text: If I look like I am arguing with myself don’t worry about it. I am trying to reason with the voices in my head. They want me to hit you.

people call me crazy,there just jealous because the gummy bears talk to me not them.:)

This book on marriage says treat your wife like you treated her on the first date, so after dinner tonight I am dropping her off at her parents’ house..

My first name and your last name, together make sound great!

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Happiness is an inside job !

The ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world.

It’s crazy how fast time flies and how things progress.

No human is more important than your sleep…

When you reach the end of your rope,tie a knot in it and hang on..