Clever Facebook Status

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Don’t worry about people stealing an idea. If it’s original, you will have to ram it down their throats.

I might as well call you Google, Bcoz you have everything that I am looking for.

If we only knew how many times our seemingly clever comment cut straight into the heart of the person with whom we have just spoken, it is we who would bleed.

May your life someday be as good as you make it out to be on Facebook.

We should love, Not fall in love…Because everything that falls, gets broken….

Never criticise someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes…that way you are a mile away and you have their shoes :-)

Always try don’t feel fail without try!

Hi – I’m the girl of your dreams. Someone said you were looking for me.

We should love, not fall in love… because everything that falls, gets broken…

God made every person different, He got tired! by the time he got to China…

Sometimes no matter..! how much you want things to happen!, all you can do is wait…

You will win when you will not be afraid to admit your failures.

says crazy is a relative term. Most of my relatives have it. LOL

War doesn’t determine who’s right—it determines who’s left

If your glass is always half empty, buy smaller glasses.

Life is too short to let someone make you miserable. Remember, someone can only make you unhappy if you give them the power to do so.

I can’t hang out tomorrow I’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry.

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Welcome to your 40s. You are no longer the target audience for anything cool.

Arguing with a fool proves there are two.

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend