My mind tells me to give up, my heart won’t let me.

You can’t handle my undivided attention.

would like to remind you that amateurs built the ark professionals built the Titanic

like this if you like to like things

If somebody really cares about you they will never put you on the back burner.

My heart is in the right place, I know, because I hid it there.

You don’t have to watch what you say if you watch what you think.

If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.

Problem of solving a problem is not a problem, but when a problem solves a problem without any problem then the problem is not at all a problem. Any problem?

When you meet me, you think I am quiet. Then you get to know me and just wish I was quiet.

Sometimes even I’M afraid of the things my mind comes up with.

People wear masks to see who cares enough to see through it. I built a wall around me to see who would be brave enough to climb it.

I stepped on a cornflake today! So I am a cereal killer now…

People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isn’t that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, don’t change who you really are..

Ray says crazy is good, crazy is free, crazy is me..

There is a thin line between insanity and genius. I, myself, am in the middle, and quite frankly, I enjoy every second of it.

You are gonna need therapy after you meet me..

Hanry says my mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely..

Crazy people love crazy people cuz normal people don’t understand..

I used to have an imaginary friend. Then he had an imaginary accident.

Why does Facebook want to know what I am thinking? Do they not realize that is classified and somewhat scary information??

Shany has lost her mind, if found, please handle with care it may blow at any time. I apologize for the inconvenience,but could you return it anyway.

I want a real relationship, not a facebook one..

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….

Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize it’s just a bunch of crap you don’t need.

Either you control your attitude or it controls you..

LIFE is a given. LIVING is optional. Don`t be a passenger when YOU are already the CAPTAIN.

People are gonna hurt you, but its your decision who gets a second chance.