I am naughty sweetheart…

Lets play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

hey, I found your nose. it was in my business again.

We are not naughty children, and the state is not our parent.

You are in my inappropriate thoughts

How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilised.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are..

That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d becoming too!

Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others.

If I were Nike and you were McDonald, I would be doing it and you would be loving it!

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

Naughty by nature, wild by choice.

You know, stupidity is not considered a crime so apparently, you are totally free to go.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

If you play good cricket, a lot of bad things get hidden…

LOVE is like a long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock…

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they’re OK, you’re it…

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach.

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

if u want me, come and get me .

if your naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty head up to mine

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

I’ll always catch you when you think you are about to fall.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

If your naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty head up to mine

KISS ME.. I am Magically Delicious.

Is that a keg in your pants? ?Cause I would love to tap that ass!

Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside?

Love iz blind b vry kind wen I KISS U please do not mind.

Nice legs…what time do they open?

A naughty thought a day keeps the strees away.

TGIF: Thank God I’m Fabulous.

Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain….

A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste.

I want to party with fake alcohol and see how many people act in vain ..

Poke me now if you?We ever had a crush on me..

Can i borrow a KISS? I promise i give it back.

I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this place?

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.

My name is (Devil)…remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

Love iz blind b vry kind wen I KISS U please do not mind

VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy….. It’S lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy…

Actors are the best and the worst of people. They’re like kids. When they’re good, they’re very very good. When they’re bad they’re very very naughty.

Of course I’m naughty. I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.

Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.