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Lets play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

hey, I found your nose. it was in my business again.

We are not naughty children, and the state is not our parent.

You are in my inappropriate thoughts

How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilised.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are..

That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d becoming too!

Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others.

If I were Nike and you were McDonald, I would be doing it and you would be loving it!

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

Naughty by nature, wild by choice.

You know, stupidity is not considered a crime so apparently, you are totally free to go.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

If you play good cricket, a lot of bad things get hidden…

LOVE is like a long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock…

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they’re OK, you’re it…

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach.

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?