Facebook Status Messages

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I aspire to inspire before I expire. I aspire to inspire before I expire.

I just cleaned out my Facebook friends list. Congratulations if I just cleaned out my Facebook friends list. Congratulations if you are reading this! I still like you!

Be stronger than your strongest excuse… Be stronger than your strongest excuse…

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart.

There isn’t a person anywhere who isn’t capable of doing There isn’t a person anywhere who isn’t capable of doing more than he thinks he can.

Life is a dream: live it. Life is a challenge: Life is a dream: live it. Life is a challenge: meet it. Life is a song: sing it. Life is a promise: fulfill it.

Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is that you don’t know how great you can be! How much you can love! What you can accomplish! And what your potential is!

A man who treats his woman like a princess is A man who treats his woman like a princess is proof that he was born and raised in the arms of a queen.

Your mind is a powerful thing, when you fill it Your mind is a powerful thing, when you fill it with positive thoughts, your life will start to change.

If we lose love and self respect for each other, If we lose love and self respect for each other, this is how we finally die..

I know I’m awesome So I don’t care about your I know I’m awesome So I don’t care about your opinion.

Attitude Is Like A Price Tag, It Shows How Valuable Attitude Is Like A Price Tag, It Shows How Valuable You Are.

Every temporary happiness is much better than permanent misery. Every temporary happiness is much better than permanent misery.

I may not be perfect, but i’m the best you’ll I may not be perfect, but i’m the best you’ll ever have… you’ll realize it the day i stop coming back.

Now and then it’s a great moment to pause in Now and then it’s a great moment to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.

Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.

The best way to predict the future is to invent The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

Life is amazing right now. Loving the people that are Life is amazing right now. Loving the people that are good too me, and ignoring the ones that don’t! it makes life much more peaceful.!

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.

Lies That Always Worked – If you finish your food, Lies That Always Worked – If you finish your food, I will buy you Ice cream.

If I was president, all Monday’s would be changed to If I was president, all Monday’s would be changed to National Holiday..

Some people are like fast food…they never look as good Some people are like fast food…they never look as good in real life as they do on TV.

Take my advice, I’m not using it! Take my advice, I’m not using it!

Politicians are people who have too little an amount of Politicians are people who have too little an amount of morals and ethics to remain lawyers.

I know some people are not happy with me because I know some people are not happy with me because I am not so good. But few people surely love me because they know that my little goodness is not fake.

I am honest when i say you are the best I am honest when i say you are the best thing that ever happened to me….

When I was born. Devil said, ‘Oh Shit! Competition!!!’ When I was born. Devil said, ‘Oh Shit! Competition!!!’

The best things in life are free, the second best The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.

When the mind found the answers, the heart changed the When the mind found the answers, the heart changed the question.

Don’t tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM! Don’t tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!

I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.

I am not a Nerd, I m just smarter than I am not a Nerd, I m just smarter than you..

My Door is always open, So you are free to My Door is always open, So you are free to leave any time.

Life is never easy for those who dream. Life is never easy for those who dream.

Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when.

I intend to live forever, or die trying. I intend to live forever, or die trying.

My heart is now a perfect place… with you inside My heart is now a perfect place… with you inside it.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems.

This is my Facebook message. There are many like it This is my Facebook message. There are many like it but this one is mine.

Don’t check my status, look into my heart. Don’t check my status, look into my heart.

I can understand your anger at me, but what could I can understand your anger at me, but what could you possibly have against the horse I rode in on?

A heart is like a glass it breaks easily when A heart is like a glass it breaks easily when not handled carefully.

Death by school supplies shopping. Death by school supplies shopping.

light travels faster than sound. this is why some people light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Even the prettiest flower will die one day. It’s nature’s Even the prettiest flower will die one day. It’s nature’s way of teaching us that nothing lasts forever.

This Crazy lady with Mad Road rage was yelling out This Crazy lady with Mad Road rage was yelling out her window at me Today.. “I’m gonna make your life a living hell” …I yelled back, “Thanks but I’m not looking for a relationship right now.”

True love is the one who does not have a True love is the one who does not have a happy ending is the real Love that last forever

“Unfriend” on Facebook… Is the modern form of Childhood “Katti”. “Unfriend” on Facebook… Is the modern form of Childhood “Katti”.

she explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! when satisfied, she she explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! when satisfied, she left! damn mosquito

Life is very complicated. Don`t try to find answers, Because Life is very complicated. Don`t try to find answers, Because when u find answers life changes the questions.