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HELLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, the smell is unbearable!!!

When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there’s no domestic violence going on

Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye. – Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking.

A nice old lady on a bus offers the driver some peanuts. He’s happy to take some. He asks her after a while why she isn’t having any herself. “Oh, young man,” she says, “they’re too hard on my poor teeth, I couldn’t.” “Why did you buy them at all then?” wonders the driver. “You see, I just love the chocolate they’re covered in!”

In Spain, there is a tradition after a bullfight to serve the mayor the bull’s testicles. – One day after a bullfight, the mayor asks the waiter: “Funny, why are they so small today?” – The waiter: “Today, sir, the bull won.”

My Bills are so big that I have to call them William now.

“911 operator what’s your emergency” “Are ya’ll hiring?”

I spend 95% of the time out of bed wishing I was back in bed.

Phew! Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my toaster in the shower this morning

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.

How come “you’re a peach” is a complement but “you’re bananas” is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?

I saw a funny man at the beach, he was yelling “Help, shark! Help!” I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.

How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.

The best memories come from bad ideas on genius mind .

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I shouldn’t have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since I walked there

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.