Crazy Facebook Status

I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.

A lot of men & women would rather stay single b’coz they are tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.

Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? :)

That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful.

I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am i that hot?

Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.

Do you ever look at your friends and think “why the hell aren’t we comedians?”

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

I don’t care if you think I’m crazy. Life is too short to be normal.

The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs :)

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you. Make your appointment today.

Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.

I know I’m crazy. Don’t ruin my moment.

Boys think of girls just ike books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eye, they won’t bother to read what’s inside.

I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.

When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss …… Oh I’m just so crazy about you.

People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don’t.

My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

If there’s one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.

Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.

I have a problem. My proble is love and ……… My solution is you.

Every boy wants a good girl to be bad just for him and every girl wants a bad boy to be good just for her. Crazy World

When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.

We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile.

Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

The awkward moment when you enter class late and everyone stares at you.

That awkward moment when you wait for a text but you realize you are the one that didn’t reply.

Relationships would be easier if people came with a CLEAR HISTORY button.

We are all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

If I drink alcohol, I am an alcoholic. But if I drink fanta than . . . . . . I am fantastic!

I’m batter than you Ex and better then your NEXT!

I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.

If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?

People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted :)

If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books.

I am 99.9% sure he doesnt like me. But its the 00.1% that keeps me going.

At least I can still smoke in my car.

I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

I smile and act like nothing is wrong, its called putting shit aside and being strong.

If you were to die tomorrow would you be happy with today?

Don’t you sometimes just wish something would happen? Good or Bad; just for the sake of something happening.

Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

My back is not a voicemail, say it to my face.

Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.