Crazy Facebook Status

The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can’t ;)

Best line said by a guy to a Girl: The day i will go on knees for another girl … is the day i will tie a shoe lace for our daughter.. :-)

I just don’t understand how God would let us meet, if there is no way for us to be together.

If someone offers you an amazing opportunity and you’re not sure you can do it, say yes. then learn how to do it later…

Boyfriend message to his Girfriend: Baby Sorry too Disturb you. can you send Me your Photo? It’s Urgent Serious matter “we r playing cardS & I have Lost my Queen” !!!!

The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be the beginning.

Beauty is not a competition all women want is to be the best version of themselves…

Cannot trust anyone these days, fake is becoming the new trend…

You must expect great things of yourself before you can do them!!

Silence is the most powerful scream..

A crush a day keeps love away.!!

I don’t give up on people easily. But when I do, I don’t even care to see if they are breathing anymore..!!

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you…

If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?

Press “like” if you are crazy.

Be thankful for all you have, because you never know what will happen next.

You are free to be whatever you want. Don’t waste that chance!

A dog will love you more then your wife… Don’t believe me? Lock both in the trunk of your car for an hour then see which one will be happy to see you.

Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B

May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again and be surrounded by loved ones!

Chemistry is great, but eventually your relationship moves out of the laboratory.

Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way.

Best RElationship advice: Make sure youre the crazy One..

i don’t necessarily call it “crazy” i call it happiness with benefits”

Relax we’re all crazy it’s not a competition!!

I’m Mad at my self, not you, I’m mad for always being nice, I’m mad for apologizing for the things I don’t do, I’m mad for getting attached, I’m mad for thinking about you, But most of all I’m mad for… Not hating you, when I should..

I wish you told me from the start that you were gonna break my heart!!

People may think i’m crazy But really i’m just bored..

I love this crazy tragic sometimes almost magic awful beautiful life!!

Blanket on – Too Hot Blanket off- Too cold one leg out perfect until the demon from paranornal Activity grabs it and drags you through the hall.

Before youassume try this crazy method called asking

I’m crazy and i don’t pretend to be anything else.’

Live in such a way that if someone spoke badly of you no- one would believe it.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything!!

Relax We’re all crazy it’s not a competition!!

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, Gummy Bears Are Chasing ME. ONE IS Red, ONE IS Blue, ONE IS Peeing on MY Shoe. Now I’m Running For My Life Cause The Red One Has A knife!!!

What is love? In math: equation; in history: a war; in chemistry:a reaction; in art: a heart; in me: You

Pringles: The only chip company that doesn’t sell air.

I hate when ex’s say… “I am here if you need me.” like….? where were you? when we were together & I needed you?

Love never dies…only the lover changes. :P

Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.

A girl jogging in the park helps atleast 5 boys to be fit and in shape.

If Your age was to be determined by the 2 last digits of your phone number, how old wil you be?

Why do I fall in love with people who are all ready taken or have feelings for someone else?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer.

Being in a relationship is a full-time job; don’t apply if you’re not ready to commit.

Shhhhhhhh everyone around me is in a relationship and I am just here with my laptop & this page.

You want to come into my life, the door is open. You want to leave my life, the door is open. Just one request; don’t stand in front of the door, you are blocking traffic :)