Clever Facebook Status

You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request. Don’t stand at the door, you are blocking the traffic.

If APPLE made a car, would it have windows?

Hearts know things that the eyes don’t see and feels things that the mind cannot understand.

Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b’coz on the inside it’s often a different story.

You see a person’s true colors when you are no longer beneficial to their life.

Plese don’t talk to me, I get attached too easily.

LOVE is when I can’t pay attention in class because Im too busy writing her first name with my last name.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you …….. Priceless :)

Money can’t buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.

The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever

I wish my phone never ran out of battery, my fridge never ran out of food and my wallet never ran out of money.

STUDY? The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine ;)

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me … I’ll

Cheating is easy …. try something more challenging … like being faithful.

People wanna see you doing well but not better than them :)

When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.

My Girl = My Life …. Touch Her = Your Last Day On Earth.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

No matter how full my wardrobe is, I never seem to find anything to wear.

Sometimes no matter how much you want things to happen, all you can do is wait.

We should love, not fall in love. B’coz everything that falls, gets broken.

For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world.

I am SINGLE because I haven’t found someone who deserves ME.

If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.

If you expect the world to be fair with you b’coz you are fair with them. It’s like expecting a lion not to eat you b’coz you don’t eat lion.

ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, Youtube without videos and Google with no results.

I feel like a Indiana Jones, b’coz you are the treasure I am looking for.

Facebook: where stalking people is OK.

I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study :)

I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.

Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

My first name and your last name would sound great together.

Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors.

Can you see yourself the way others see you?

Sometimes its better to keep silent than to tell others what you feel.

“Be Brave” Even if you are not pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.

I don’t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.

My attitude is based on how you treat me!

When you miss someone, you keep checking their profile.

Any one need relationship advice? Message me and i’ll be here for anyone :)

If they can’t do their part, they don’t deserve your heart.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It does not have your number in it.

Hi – Im the girl of your dreams. Someone said you were looking for me.

LIFE – LOVE = ZERO

IMMATURE: A word boring people use to describe fun people.

If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?

I’m jealous of my parents. I will never have a son so cute as they have.

Never trust a person with one only facebook picture.