I would Slap you so Hard that Even Google cant be Able to find you.

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

Princess meets a talking frog. Princess: Do I kiss you to make you a handsome prince? Frog:Sorry lady but that was my grandfather’s time, I need a blowjob.

A place where people, who know so little about anything, have so much to say about everything.

Being male is a matter of birth. Being a man is a matter of age. But being a gentleman is a matter o choice.

Believe in love. Hope for love, pray for love, but don’t put your life on hold waiting for love..

i’m sorry i can’t give you a shoulder to cry, i would rather love to stand by you and make you fight again..

I promise i will protect you…

i wanna be yours last kiss, last love, last everything..

I want you to know how much I love u. I want you to know what’s in that heart of mine. But whenever I try to express it to you, I just end up typing ” ♥ ” or saying “I love you” and that’s not even close to what I feel for you!

Be with someone who gets excited just thinking about you..

She scares the hell out of me and calms my soul at the same time. Maybe that’s what love is a total contradiction that somehow balances.

Crawl inside this body, find me where i am most reuined love me there…

This morning with her having coffee…

YOu can’t be just friends with someone you’re madly in love with.

I don’t want to have the world’s attention. Yours is enough.

Maybe we aren’t supposed to fall in love because everything that falls breaks.

if someone is really into you, you don’t have to keep begging then for a text , call , or to spend time. They ‘ll do it if you are a priority.

The best feeling in the world is… when you look at that special person and they are already smiling at you.

when you’re happy, you enjoy the music. But when you’re sad, you understand the lyrics.

Prayer is cure for a weary soul, a confused mind and a broken heart..

Never judge someone by the opinion of others.

Smile baby girl, GOD is working everything out in your favor..

She can be best girlfrien in the words, but she will trip, assume, and cry, but she will love you with all her heart…

Find someone who will actually takes good care of you

The right man will love all the things about you that the wrong one was intimidated by.

Sometimes the greatest relationships are the ones you never expected to be in.

Somebody is praying to meet you and they are Excited about making you happy forever!

I wan’t say i will never make you cry but i will make you smile before your tears get dry..

At any given moment, on any given day, you are the most beautiful woman in the world, and just when I think you couldn’t be more beautiful, you smile and prove me wrong.

She is a real bookworm. I think she lives on print. Her whole house is full of books. looks as if she likes them better than human company..

you will fall in love with someone who doesn’t love you, for not loving someone who did…

One person can make it all go away!! :)

At any given moment, on any given day, you are the most beautiful woman in the world, and just when I think you couldn’t be more beautiful, you smile and prove me wrong.

If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever.

Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.

Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you :)

Life on earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun.

I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.

It will take time for me to succeed, because my road to success is under construction.

Love is a journey that leads to no destination.

You’re not perfect, I am not as well, but together we are perfect.

You can meet many beautiful people in a lifetime, but only one person is enough to make your life beautiful.

We don’t have to be alike to be friends. We just have to care about each other!

Sometimes the right one for you is the one who was there the whole time.

Someone Asked me what is UR attitude…… then i simply replied… ” BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE…”

Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P

Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you :)

Don’t wait until it’s too late to tell someone how much you love and how much you care about them, Becaues when they’re gone, no matter ho loud you shout and cry they won’t hear you anymore…