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When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.

Never Laugh At Your Wife’s Choices. You’re One Of Them!

There is only one perfect wife in the world and everyone’s neighbor has it. :)

Newtons latest law, For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called Husband and Wife.

A female that remains loyal to you without a relationship is a female you should wife..

A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.

“A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.

A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.

A friend is a friend,” Uthman interrupted, “and a woman is a woman. You can’t have them in one person. The whole world knows that.

The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.

Love and honesty are the things that make a good wife and mother.

A good husband makes a good wife.

When a woman loves you from the deepest pit of her heart then no matter how much she fights with you… when the time comes she can fight the world for you…

it’s a man’s job to respect women, but its a woman’s job to give him something to respect…

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. – http://coolfunnyquotes.com

One day my wife’s credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!