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Special thanks to the penguins, couldn’t have done it without you.
My friend said I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn.
If you think I’m crazy, raise your hand…
I don’t have a bucket list but my fucket list is a mile long…
You people are crazy! I know…I can recognize my kind.
My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.
Sorry I got mad and said a bunch of things I meant but shouldn’t have said out loud.
My teacher wear sun glasses when she teachs me bcoz I am a bright student :D
If I randomly burst out in laughter, it’s usually ’cause I just told myself a joke I’d never heard before.
You know you are crazy when the voices in your head start sending you text messages.
Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use Photoshop to show their creativity.
Someone once told me that if you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean. If you hold a peanut shell to your ear, can you hear the circus ?
The biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman’s love with no intention of loving her.
I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can’t ;)
Best line said by a guy to a Girl: The day i will go on knees for another girl … is the day i will tie a shoe lace for our daughter.. :-)
I just don’t understand how God would let us meet, if there is no way for us to be together.
If someone offers you an amazing opportunity and you’re not sure you can do it, say yes. then learn how to do it later…
Boyfriend message to his Girfriend: Baby Sorry too Disturb you. can you send Me your Photo? It’s Urgent Serious matter “we r playing cardS & I have Lost my Queen” !!!!
The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be the beginning.