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No officer, I did not hit their, I simply Fist Pumped their face!
I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
I’m soo poor… I can’t even pay attention
At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.
Wtf… sighs and gets up to go see what they wanted
Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!
I wish people looked like their personalities..
well call me butter cuz I’m on a roll!
I’m batter than you Ex and better then your NEXT!
Hears “POP..POP..POP..” then giggles because they likes bubble wrap.
Relax we’re all crazy it’s not a competition!!
My most heavily used kitchen appliance is a fire extinguisher.
Oh I’m just so crazy about you.
Special thanks to the penguins, couldn’t have done it without you.
My friend said I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn.
If you think I’m crazy, raise your hand…
I don’t have a bucket list but my fucket list is a mile long…
You people are crazy! I know…I can recognize my kind.
My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.
Sorry I got mad and said a bunch of things I meant but shouldn’t have said out loud.