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When you have a good imagination, you can make up all the facts you want!

Alarm clocks should come with sounds like “tiny doll feet scampering into the closet” because I am not hitting snooze when I hear that.

Hell is a never-ending Instagram account of a girl who just got a new boyfriend.

I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

If she’s not there when you go to bed, then use your every waking second to write her a love letter to bring her back beside you..

Speak only when you feel that your words are better that your silence..

when love is real, it doesn’t lie, cheat, pretend, hurt you or make you feel unwanted. It’s supposed to be a cure to all your worries.

I am not the moon orbiting around your planet; I am the sun that will burn through your frozen mind.

I always listen to people when they’re angry cause that’s when the truth comes out.

When wrong people leave your life, the right things start happening…

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.

Walking is men best medicine…

Never hate people who are jealous of you but respect their jealousy because they are the one who think that you are better than them…..

Don’t give up the beginning is always hardest..

A real relaionship has fights, trust, faith, tears, pain, arguments , patience, secrets, jealousy and love…

Cute lines by a girl who fell in love: “He stole my heart & I’m planning to take a revenge… I’m going to steal his last name…!!!

No one is perfect that is why understanding is so important…

Be someone else’s sunshine. Be the reason someone smiles today….

Real confidence comes from knowing and accepting yourself – your strengths and your limitations in contrast to depending on affirmaion from others..

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.