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Relationships are like yard sales, are great fun few hundred feet away, but realize that it is just a bunch of junk that is not necessary.

I have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. I’m also deaf in one ear.

I’m paying my taxes with a smile, but they wrote me back saying they want cash.

Sometimes it’s better to be alone so that nobody hurts you.

When you have a good imagination, you can make up all the facts you want!

Alarm clocks should come with sounds like “tiny doll feet scampering into the closet” because I am not hitting snooze when I hear that.

Hell is a never-ending Instagram account of a girl who just got a new boyfriend.

I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

If she’s not there when you go to bed, then use your every waking second to write her a love letter to bring her back beside you..

Speak only when you feel that your words are better that your silence..

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If being #Hot is a #Crime = ARREST ME!

No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug

My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.

You can kill your attraction to anyone by watching them chew.

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!

Warning, its not safe to talk to me at the moment..

Types something clever to get people to like my status :)

Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray… but it’s there.

All man are not fools, some stay bachelors.!