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I can’t hang out tomorrow I’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry.

People wanna see you doing well but not better than them… remember that!

Rules are made to the break!

A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talk to each other instead of about each other…

I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!

I love listening to lies when I know the truth.

Never look back unless there’s beautiful guy behind you!

If the inventor of copyright had copyrighted his idea, nobody would be able to use copyright.

I can’t be friends with sensitive ass people, I joke around way too much.

Everyone is looking for a strong person, nobody needs a clever one.

Don’t think about tomorrow, Think about the now!

I can make your gf scream louder than you can.

If being #Hot is a #Crime = ARREST ME!

No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug

My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.

You can kill your attraction to anyone by watching them chew.

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!

Warning, its not safe to talk to me at the moment..

Types something clever to get people to like my status :)