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Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray… but it’s there.
Rules are made to the break!
All man are not fools, some stay bachelors.!
Relationships are like yard sales, are great fun few hundred feet away, but realize that it is just a bunch of junk that is not necessary.
My boss said “Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.” Now I’m sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.
I have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. I’m also deaf in one ear.
I’m paying my taxes with a smile, but they wrote me back saying they want cash.
Sometimes it’s better to be alone so that nobody hurts you.
When you have a good imagination, you can make up all the facts you want!
Alarm clocks should come with sounds like “tiny doll feet scampering into the closet” because I am not hitting snooze when I hear that.
Hell is a never-ending Instagram account of a girl who just got a new boyfriend.
I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
If she’s not there when you go to bed, then use your every waking second to write her a love letter to bring her back beside you..
Speak only when you feel that your words are better that your silence..
when love is real, it doesn’t lie, cheat, pretend, hurt you or make you feel unwanted. It’s supposed to be a cure to all your worries.
I am not the moon orbiting around your planet; I am the sun that will burn through your frozen mind.
I always listen to people when they’re angry cause that’s when the truth comes out.
When wrong people leave your life, the right things start happening…
Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.