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Fool me once, shame on you, Fool me twice, and I’ll break your face.
A laugh is a smile that bursts.
I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
Dear crush, fall in love with me. ^_^
You know you’re getting old when the guys from the “cialis” commercials are starting to look hot.
I can’t think of anything because I always thinking about your everything.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m a little tired of solving them for you.
Every time I look at your sweet smile, my heart melts and I fall for you over and over again.
The voices in my head tell me not to listen to the voices in my head, and now I don’t know who to listen to anymore
Smile is nothing like “I’m just happy”
I would Slap you so Hard that Even Google cant be Able to find you.
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
Princess meets a talking frog. Princess: Do I kiss you to make you a handsome prince? Frog:Sorry lady but that was my grandfather’s time, I need a blowjob.
A place where people, who know so little about anything, have so much to say about everything.
Being male is a matter of birth. Being a man is a matter of age. But being a gentleman is a matter o choice.
Believe in love. Hope for love, pray for love, but don’t put your life on hold waiting for love..
i’m sorry i can’t give you a shoulder to cry, i would rather love to stand by you and make you fight again..
I promise i will protect you…
i wanna be yours last kiss, last love, last everything..
I want you to know how much I love u. I want you to know what’s in that heart of mine. But whenever I try to express it to you, I just end up typing ” ♥ ” or saying “I love you” and that’s not even close to what I feel for you!