Facebook Statuses

Facebook is a good way to connect with your friends and family living at far off places. Our Facebook status messages help to appear interesting so, make your fb status different from the others. Sharing the sad feelings can reduce the burden of heart, share sad status on facebook to let your friends know that you are feeling sad. This will surely decrease the sadness. Make your facebook friends smile by sharing hilarious and funny facebook status.

Get the funny quotes on exams for facebook and share it on the wall of class mates to wish them best of luck for the exams in a cute way. You can get the different and unique facebook status ideas from our site. Show your love by updating love status for facebook. Tag your friends on good facebook statuses and brighten their day because being a part of someone’s happiness is great. Here are cute facebook status quotes from famous personalities for the people who love to read and share it with others.

Listening to something more pleasant than you.

Music and sleep are the two most common ways to escape from everything.

Wishing that each day brings your renewed strength, brighter times, and a healthier, happier you. Get well soon.

“You don’t have to deserve your mother’s love. You have to deserve your father’s.”

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

May the candle of your love burn forever wishing you a blissful married life.

Wishing you a love that grows day after day and year after year. Congratulations on your wedding.

I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind.

she explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! when satisfied, she left! damn mosquito

Do you think sheep know when you’re pulling the wool over their eyes?

Sometimes it looks like I’m flashing gang signs, but really I’m just trying to get Scotch tape off my hand.

I think she is my friend , so I can ask him later what made it all sound recording , a child

“Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.”

Status I didn’t fall down, I attacked the floor.

“I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?”

Everything is possible in this world. Just what we need your good luck strongly depends on you , it is to determine

If friendship is your weakest point then your the strongest person in the world.

May your hearts never cease to beat for each other. Congratulations on your engagement.

I want to tell you how I feel but I don’t want to wreck the friendship we already have <3

I Love This Crazy

“What we have once enjoyed we can never lose; all that we love deeply becomes a part of us.”

Celebrate your freedom in the world’s larget democracy “Pakistan”. Happy Independence Day.

Sometimes i think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams :D

Maybe it was little bit selfish but i cant ignore it because i love you this much.

We have the laziest Easter Bunny here….He didn’t bother cooking or coloring the eggs and he hid them all in my fridge.

With gleam of Diyas And the Echo of the Chants May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life Wishing You & Your Family very Happy and Prosperous Diwali!

Im sweet like sugar, soft like suede, but unlike you I never get played.

A man can give her the best gift this time , his attention and love . The woman could give him the best gift I have

I’m drinking like there’s snow tomorrow.

If I randomly burst out in laughter, it’s usually ’cause I just told myself a joke I’d never heard before.

Sometimes it’s better to be alone so that nobody hurts you.

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day.

When the Boss IS A Way, Work Becomes A Holiday.

I eat cake every day because I know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday and I need to show respect.

Smile is nothing like “I’m just happy”

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

When yοu smile Εverything seems Αlright when yοu frown Μy falter addition Ιt heart of yοu of Ηappy birthday lοve Thanks for Αlways to Τhere .

You’ll never find a rainbow if you are looking down.

“It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.”

Never Laugh At Your Wife’s Choices. You’re One Of Them!

You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.

The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Happy Valentine Day

I hate it when I’m taking a shower and the door opens and they’re all “Get out of my house!”

Everyday is a day Of thanks giving!Thank you Lord For today and all the blessing of Today

I may not say it alwayz. But, I mean it whenever I say it. Thank u Teacher for all the things you have done for me.

Everybody wants happiness and nobody wants pain, but you can’t have a rainbow without a little rain.

Stand up for what you believe in. Even if it means you’re standing alone.

Sorry I get jealous and sometimes overreact . Just because there is a greater possibility that you lose what you lost.

Sister is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship.

I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle.