Facebook Statuses

Facebook is a good way to connect with your friends and family living at far off places. Our Facebook status messages help to appear interesting so, make your fb status different from the others. Sharing the sad feelings can reduce the burden of heart, share sad status on facebook to let your friends know that you are feeling sad. This will surely decrease the sadness. Make your facebook friends smile by sharing hilarious and funny facebook status.

Get the funny quotes on exams for facebook and share it on the wall of class mates to wish them best of luck for the exams in a cute way. You can get the different and unique facebook status ideas from our site. Show your love by updating love status for facebook. Tag your friends on good facebook statuses and brighten their day because being a part of someone’s happiness is great. Here are cute facebook status quotes from famous personalities for the people who love to read and share it with others.

If I was told to go to bed. I’d be like. OK! Why can’t kids be the same way?

When your kids grow up they will realize that when you said no, you were saying I love you.

A child should feel nothing but, “safe.”

My children are a blessing and they make my life worth living!

Knew i had found the man of my dreams as soon as i looked into my son’s eyes.

I know all parents think their child is the cutest thing in the world but seriously, mine is.

I’m not a violent person, but mess with my kids and I will become one.

I have been hit hard with the “Your kids will turn out just like you” curse.

Facebook is my escape from Disney Channel and Cartoon Network.

Thinks their kids forgot the name “daddy” because all they hears is “mommy, mommy, mommy”.

A mother’s love for a child can only be understood by a mother.

Funny how some people call themselves parents yet,,they never seem to have their kids.

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

Anyone who says “Easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried it.

Children will soon forget your presents. They will always remember your presence.

To ex boyfriend, No, I’m not jealous, I know what she’s getting.

The wrong person walked out of my life, and the right person walked in.

You’ll never realize the value of what you have, until what you have is no longer yours.

The sad part isn’t that we never talk, its that we used to talk everyday.

Facebook, because time isn’t going to kill itself.

Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.

Is there a rehab for Facebook addiction?

Stealing other people’s statuses on Facebook is called a Facelift.

I don’t get it, all my life I was told NOT to write on walls.

Behave, What you do today will be on Facebook tomorrow.

Dear homework, you are unattractive, there for, I cannot do you.

By now i believe i have ran out of words to say.

I don’t care what ppl say anymore I’ll do what i want too.

The only people I need in life are those that really care, Not the ones that use you and treat you unfair.

Attempting to care. loading…..loading…..error, failed to care.

Sometimes we do everything right but still lose.

Sometimes, all i need is for you to be there. but even then, you still disappoint me.

If you lower your expectations, you limit your disappointment.

Some time’s your memories can be your best dreams or your worse Nightmares.

Smile. It irritates those who wish to destroy you.

Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.

Dear boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I`d take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, Girlfriend.

Learn the wisdom of compromise, for it is better to bend a little than to break.

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is… your list with names of bad girls.

20 percent boys of the world have brains, rest have girlfriends.

Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you’re in Heaven.

Life is like mario bro’s, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess.

You broke my heart into several pieces, Good! Now I can give it to several girls.

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

Smile more than you cry, give more than you take & love more than you hate.

Love is a maze, life is a riddle, and I`m just a little bit caught in the middle.

Sometimes the strongest people in the morning, are the ones that cry themselves to sleep at night.