Facebook Statuses

Facebook is a good way to connect with your friends and family living at far off places. Our Facebook status messages help to appear interesting so, make your fb status different from the others. Sharing the sad feelings can reduce the burden of heart, share sad status on facebook to let your friends know that you are feeling sad. This will surely decrease the sadness. Make your facebook friends smile by sharing hilarious and funny facebook status.

Get the funny quotes on exams for facebook and share it on the wall of class mates to wish them best of luck for the exams in a cute way. You can get the different and unique facebook status ideas from our site. Show your love by updating love status for facebook. Tag your friends on good facebook statuses and brighten their day because being a part of someone’s happiness is great. Here are cute facebook status quotes from famous personalities for the people who love to read and share it with others.

I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.

The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy.

I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you ………… “Pay The bill”

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you. I wish that someday I’d dream about my pillow and I’d be hugging you.

My heart was taken by you, broken by you, and now it is in pieces because of you.

No guy is worth your tears and when you find one that is, he won’t make you cry.

My friend wants to know if you think I’m hot.

It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

Love isn’t something you find. Love is something that finds you.

Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.

Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within reach of every hand.

Every night I go home crying because I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again.

If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?

You are a dreamer, and you are an achiever. May you dream and achieve bigger feats, with every passing year. All the best for the new year.

You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.

I used to be a terrible flirt. I’m much better at it now.

You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?

There’s so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.

Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!

Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Do you have the time? ………………… O No, the time to write down my number? :)

You make my day special now please make my night remember able by coming to my dreams. GoodNight

I wish that God would hold you tight. I hope that angels would keep you in sight. Now just to make sure you feel all right, I’m gonna blow you a sweet goodnight

Being in love with you makes every morning worth getting up for.

I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my dearest. What a lovely way to start my day!

I may never be good enough for someone.. But I Will be the Best for them who Deserve Me…!!

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Can I borrow a quarter? I just want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dream.

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?

I have ONE heart that is true. It has gone from me to you. Now please take its care because I have NO heart and you have TWO.

Every moment spent with you is like a beautiful dream come true… I Love You.

Why do I love you? Because I finally learned what the word means, and you were the one who showed me.

I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we are really not that different, me and you.

If you have LOVE, you don’t need to have anything else, and if you don’t have it, it doesn’t matter much what else you have.

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

Love is like a rumor, Everyone talks about it, but no one truly knows.

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

As the ocean is never full of water, so is the heart never full of love.

Within you I lose myself. Without you I find myself wanting to become lost again.

Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.