Facebook Statuses

Facebook is a good way to connect with your friends and family living at far off places. Our Facebook status messages help to appear interesting so, make your fb status different from the others. Sharing the sad feelings can reduce the burden of heart, share sad status on facebook to let your friends know that you are feeling sad. This will surely decrease the sadness. Make your facebook friends smile by sharing hilarious and funny facebook status.

Get the funny quotes on exams for facebook and share it on the wall of class mates to wish them best of luck for the exams in a cute way. You can get the different and unique facebook status ideas from our site. Show your love by updating love status for facebook. Tag your friends on good facebook statuses and brighten their day because being a part of someone’s happiness is great. Here are cute facebook status quotes from famous personalities for the people who love to read and share it with others.

An employee’s motivation is a direct result of the sum of interactions with his or her manager.

Truth is the only safe ground to stand on.

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.

Never, never, never, never give up.

I just started to finally remember to write 2011, and now I have to start writing 2012.

Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, and my attitude depends on who you are.

How come the only normal people are the ones I don’t know very well?

Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

People make the world go around but at some point don’t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…

My parents told me: “You’ve got to stop watching so much TV, and read more!” so I turned on the subtitles.

Ideas are funny little things, they won’t work unless you do.

I hope to be just famous enough to one day have two people I’ve never met debate whether I’m alive or dead.

I WISH i could be a status, so you could LIKE me .

Insert coin to view my status message.

I’m currently making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me anymore, you’re probably one of them.

All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet.

Whhat if life come with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP

You Can Ignore Me As Long As You Want But You Can Never Change The Memories I Brought To Your Life…

“Year 2036” Son: “Dad, how did you meet mom?” DAD: “My son… it all started with a friend request on Facebook.”

FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend – Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro – Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – Calling – Meeting – Express love – Make relationship status – Hangout – Misunderstanding – Fight – Break up – Unfriend – Block :( THE END

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say “thank you”?

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

Time is like money: you can either spend, waste, or invest!

Your eyes are the sweetest stars I’ve ever seen.

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

If at first you don’t succeed, you’ll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn’t succeed either.

It’s not how good your work is, it’s how well you explain it.

There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.

If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude. Don’t complain.

Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”.

Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Even my child started to walk without any support, nut my wife still holds my hand while walking.

The few hours I spend with you are worth the thousand hours I spend without you.

I heard someone whisper your name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I was alone. Then I realized that it was my heart telling me that I miss you.

I did three things today; miss you, miss you and miss you.

To keep your marriage brimming,With love in the wedding cup,Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

Wishing you a fabulous 2013 with full of great achievements and experiences. A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!

May this new year bring many opportunities your way, To explore every joy of life & turning all your dreams into reality & all your efforts into great achievements.

Happiness keeps you sweet Trials make you strong Sorrows make you humble Success keeps you glowing & God keeps you going. May you have a greatest 2013.

Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie, Aishwarya Rai, Arnold, Jennifer Lopez, Amitabh Bachhan & Me.. All the Stars wish You a Very Happy New Year.