Facebook Statuses

Facebook is a good way to connect with your friends and family living at far off places. Our Facebook status messages help to appear interesting so, make your fb status different from the others. Sharing the sad feelings can reduce the burden of heart, share sad status on facebook to let your friends know that you are feeling sad. This will surely decrease the sadness. Make your facebook friends smile by sharing hilarious and funny facebook status.

Get the funny quotes on exams for facebook and share it on the wall of class mates to wish them best of luck for the exams in a cute way. You can get the different and unique facebook status ideas from our site. Show your love by updating love status for facebook. Tag your friends on good facebook statuses and brighten their day because being a part of someone’s happiness is great. Here are cute facebook status quotes from famous personalities for the people who love to read and share it with others.

Kissing is like real estate. The most important thing is location, location, location.

Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can’t see anything wrong with each other.

Never close your lips to those whom you have already opened your heart.”

Kiss me, and you will see how important I am.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

No matter how much I hate you in day …. But at end of the day I never slept without saying I Love You.

The only rule is don’t be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.

Cute is when your personality shines through your looks. Like, when you see someone’s personality in the way they walk and you just feel like hugging them every time you see them.

One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star.

You can never solve a problem on the level on which it was created.

Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way.

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

Creativity is thinking up new things. Innovation is doing new things.

Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

I don’t have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imagination..

A clever, imaginative, humorous request can open closed doors and closed minds.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

“No girl should ever forget that she doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her”

If you say, I love you, then you have already fallen in love with language, which is already a form of break up and infidelity.

I used to loathe ambivalence; now I adore it. Ambivalence is my new best friend!!

We ruined each other by being together. We destroyed each other’s dreams.

Moving on is easy. It’s staying moved on that’s trickier.

I will not try to convince you to love me, to respect me, to commit to me. I deserve better than that; I AM BETTER THAN THAT…Goodbye.

Being a leader is making the people you love hate you a little more each day.

i am not like a boss i am the boss.

I am not the boss of my house. I don’t know when I lost it. I don’t know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss’s job and I do not want it.”

“A boss creates fear, a leader confidence. A boss fixes blame, a leader corrects mistakes. A boss knows all, a leader asks questions. A boss makes work drudgery, a leader makes it interesting.”

Words alone are not enough to express how happy I am you are celebrating another year of your life! My wish for you on your birthday is you are and will always be happy and healthy! Don’t every change.

My best wishes are with you on this joyous occasion, Happy Birthday to you!

May you be gifted with life’s biggest joys and never-ending bliss. After all, you yourself are a gift to earth, so you deserve the best. Happy Belated Birthday!!!

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A wise person will learn from others experience. A fool will not even learn from their own experience

The friendships of the world are oft confederacies in vice, or leagues of pleasures

Being a father isn’t a given right, it’s earned by giving everything and taking nothing.

Take your pain and turn it into something great. Put your energy towars bettering your life and starting something new.

The thing that we are trying to do at facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently.

i hate brushing myteeth at night because that means that i can’t have anymore food and i’m just not ready for that kind of commitment.

Josh will begin disappearing into a future where the only place he and I remain friends is on the Internet.

If you can’t stop thinking about someone’s update, that’s called “status cling.

i wouldn’t need facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat..

Loneliness is when your have more than 300 contacts saved in Your ” Whatsapp ” But . . . . There is not a single number u can dial When your Feel “BROKEN”

What we lack in pay, we make up for in lifestyle.

I’m shy at first but… I do the stupidest random shit when I get comfortable with someone.

Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world…if you do so, you are insulting yourself

The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.

Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality.

Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.