Whatsapp Status

I fell in love because of a smile, but I stayed in love because of your heart.

Knowledge is power..

Well-behaved women rarely make history.

When I’m good I’m best , when I’m bad I’m worst.

Everyone else is busy dating, breaking up and making up. I’m still trying to figure out how to wake up before 10 o’clock

Friendship Is not a History to forget It’s Not a Maths to Calculate, It’s Not English to learn, But it’s just like a KOLAVERI SONG No need to Understand just enjoy It…!

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

To be perfectly honest I don’t really give a damn what my status says. I’m just so glad your wasting your time reading it.

I hate math, but I love counting money…

Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.

I didn’t change, I just grew up. You should try it once.

I can see you checking my whatsapp status.B)

My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity…

I may be wrong…. but I Doubt it!!!

Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.

Never Accept To Be Anyone’s Second Choice.

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value..

I Don’T Trust Words, I Trust Actions.

Me: I’m finally happy. Life: Lol, wait a sec!!

I Hate It… When Crying Is The Only Way To Fell Better.

I Acted Like It Wasn’t A Big Deal. When Really It Was Breaking My Heart.

Be a good kind person, But Don’t Try To Prove.

Always act like you’re wearing an invisible crown.

You act like rich and i act like poor. Actually we both are liars.

If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.

If u have one true friend u have more than your share.

Don’t think, just do.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.

I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.

When I’m sad don’t look at me – just kiss me

Travel to life is like css to html

I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I’m smoking.

It’s better to live alone.

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.!!

Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.

There is No Scale To Measure the love..

Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.

Silence is better than lies.

I’m sorry if i changed but you changes too.

Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Be Honest Always :)

“Please do not get confused between my personality and my personality attitude.My is what I am and my attitude depends on who you are!”.

Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.

Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.

You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.

I don’t hate Peoples ,I just love Peoples who loves me.

“Single” Is not a status, it is a good word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others. This person chooses own life path.

Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????

Relationships would be easier if people came with a CLEAR HISTORY button.