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Never trust a pretty girl with an ugly secret…

I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

It’s ok if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.

It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.

You’ll be surprised to know how far you can go from the point where you thought it was the end.

You don’t drown by falling in water. You drown by staying there.

Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change … after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE! lol 🙂

Not Everyone Likes Me But Not Everyone Matters…

Silence may be golden, but duct tape is shiny and silver.

Life is not about how hard you can hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward..

Remember one thing, you might be a PLAYER. But i am the GAME.

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.

My BACK is not a VOICEMAIL, so better say it on my FACE

I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.

Enjoy the little things in LIFE …. One day you will look back and realize they were the big things.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I’m wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!

So I ran into an old girlfriend who I dated who’s new boyfriend she was with looked exactly like me when I was seeing her. You know, miserable.

Yes, my attitude could stand some improvement but my insurance does not cover those medications.

Be kind with everyone. one day God will give a reward…

I can’t follow the dreams. Dreams can follow me.

Don’t decrease the level of your character for boys.

Don’t cry for men, be the girl that men cry for her.

Trust me I am a liar.

AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U

I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

Give thanks for a little and you will find a lot.

Words never mean what we want them to mean.

I am not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I am right.

Never test how deep the water is with both feet.

I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk…

Sweet is the voice of a sister in the season of sorrow.

I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

You either live in love or die, there is no way in between.

Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows

Follow your dreams. Unless it’s a person. ..apparently they call THAT stalking.

Sister is our first friend and second mother.

I do not get drunk- I get awesome.

Love is when you wake up, he is already on your mind.

The secret of happiness is not in doing what one likes to do, but im love what we do.

No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.

I’m cool but Summer made me hot!

Stand up for what you believe in. Even if it means you’re standing alone.

What iz forgivenes?? A little grl gave lovly reply “It iz d wonderful frut, dat a tree givs wen its being hrt by a stone

Someone can be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside, but when he or she betrays your trust, they become the ugliest person in the world.

You know you’re on the right track when you become uninterested in looking back.

Take a chance. Because you never know how absolutely perfect something could turn out to be.

If you do not like where you STAND with them move on and STAND next to someone that will give you a better position.

Love is a different adventure in our life, because it gives us a different feelings, emotions, struggles but the good things is, it gives to us unexplainable joy.