Rude Facebook Status

You are so fake i bet if you look at the bottom of your foot it say made in china…

Every time u look at my dp u stop and stare why don’t u download this..

Liars are always most disposed to swear.

It is terribly rude to tell people that their troubles are boring.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.

Don’t let your mind wander—it’s too little to be let out alone.

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

you smell like drama and headache please get away from me!

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire

is wondering if certain people have to work to be annoying or if it just comes naturally

I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here.

I want to share a grenade with you so let us do this: you are going to take the grenade and I’ll be taking the pin.

People who have High And Unnecessary attitude, deserves the Standing Ovation of my Tallest Finger.

Oh! Here is your plate of I don’t give a shit and crackers!

What you heard is not what I said. Listen better next time.

Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

My attitude make my style what’s yours? Copying me?

why does no one ever want to talk in an elevator?

My mind is full of rudeness and you just lose your space here.

FROM BIRTH TILL MY DEATH, MY FEELINGS FOR YOU HAVE NEVER CHANGED. FOR ME, YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN… A HEADACHE !

I AM WHAT I AM…your approval isn’t needed and it wasn’t ever asked! Sorry

I wish I was a witch. I’d shove my broom stick right up your ass.

Just because I nod and smile doesn’t mean I’m listening or like you.

Rude kind of verse can be your first stage of romance.

Dear haters, my personality is far from your reality.

War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

Ignorance is bliss and bullets are cheap…. Have a nice day!

I think you need to work on that look, two faced doesn’t suit you.

Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.

My night has become a sunny dawn because of you.

Only plays dirty when there’s someone worth playing with ;)

I am a rude person by birth but I know who deal with it.

Its better to alone than to be with loosers…

Before you judge me..Make sure that you’re Perfect.

Only plays dirty when there’s someone worth playing with ;)

If you cant find whats good in me try to find whats wrong in U.

Rude kind of verse can be your first stage of romance.

I know you did not want to hurt me, but u u did and I was wondering what I did wrong for me or leave.

Roses are stupid, violets are silly, so grease up your flaps cos here comes my willy! haha

French is the most polite language which let you insulting people in a soft way

Just because I nod and smile doesn’t mean I’m listening or like you.

Faces u make on the toilet loll (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)

Send good sms to your friends, Cuz after your death, People will remember you

I miss the days when we talked about everything, your world, My world, my business, your career, My love life, Your family, My plans, your plans and about us…

My life ,my rule,that’s my attitude…

A poet can be softer then cotton but his poetry can be ruder then storms.

Your beauty really shakes my mind which observes my obnoxious rude behavior.