New Facebook Statuses

When your past calls, don’t answer. It has nothing new to say…

Everyone said good thought, it would be good, I started thinking about you, now who is good to you for me

I don’t feel happy or sad, upset or mad just an empty feeling that will not pass

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

If you think things can’t get worse, it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor ;)

Dream and never stop dreaming,cause dreams always come true if you believe

Today, I will live in the moment; unless it’s unpleasant, in which case I will eat a cookie.

Do something today that your future self will thank you for.

Oh, I’m sorry…I’m not living in your world, I’m living in what I like to call REALITY! When your ready to join me, you can check in at the front desk!!!

Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten.

Before people get to know me: OMG you’re so shy and quiet..its so adorable… After they know me: Dear God, do you ever shut up?

“Unfriend” on Facebook… Is the modern form of Childhood “Katti”.

We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

Never say “That won’t happen to me”. Life has a funny way of proving us wrong.

For someone who hates my guts, you sure talk about me a lot! Love me or hate me, it’s still an obsession.. Here’s a tip.. Get a life and stop talking about mine

Don’t PLAY with Me ! Coz i know I Can PLAY Better Than You.

True love does not mean you wont break up or separate, true love means you will always find a way to get back to each other. .

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We suffer more often in imagination than in reality.

Love is like quicksand…The further you fall in, the harder it is to get out.

Believe what your heart tells you, not what other says…

If you stay, stay forever. If you go, do it today. If you change, change for the better. & if you talk, make sure you mean what you say.

Nokia Connecting People…. Facebook connecting Fake People.

When you love someone you don’t give up. Unless they just don’t care.

Families are like a bar of chocolate, mostly sweet with a few nuts..

I’d like to test the theory that money can’t buy you happiness.

Distance means nothing when someone means everything.

Cranking the music up and blowing my eardrums out.

Where words fail, music speaks.

Don’t play with me because I am champion..

Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status.

Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

My first name nd ur last name would sound great togeother…!

Use your smile to change the world, don’t let the world change your smile!

Congratulations if you are reading this! I still like you!

Right‬ or ‪Wrong‬ doesn’t ‪‎exist‬! When u have a ‪‎CONFIDENCE‬.

Never look back. If Cinderella went to pick up her shoe, she would not had become a princess.:D

24 Hours Online!

Love you more Want you most Life with you Time with you….perfect life

I MAY NOT BE PERFECT,BUT I’M ALWAYS ME.

lazy is such an ugly word I prefer the term “selective participation”.

I’m ready to change my Facebook relationship status if you are.

LIFE IS A DICE THAT SHOWS DIFFERENT FACES.

Life would be perfect if some girls mute buttons, some types have buttons editing, bad weather had fast forward buttons, and good times had Pause buttons.

Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file.

All I See Is Signs All I See Is Dollar Signs Ohhh Money On My Mind Money, Money On My Mind

And We Almost, We Almost Knew What Love Was But Almost Is Never Enough

I`m not addicted to alcohol. I`m just in an abusive relationship with it.

Any Day Spent With You