Insult Facebook Status

Sorry. Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints…

My skin is clear than your future…

You are so fake, even China denied they made you!

shh I’m hiding from the stupid people

People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.

Would love to drown my troubles. But I think the bitch has learned how to swim.

Don’t sneeze, your brain is so small, it might slip out.

I’d call you a tool, but even they serve a purpose..

Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?

Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!

I don’t believe in plastic surgery, But in your case, Go ahead.

Go be stupid somewhere else.

There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, it’s just you.

Some people are just so FAKE that if you look properly at the back of their neck, you’ll find a tag saying “MADE IN CHINA”

Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.

looks like the good lord got your face and ass mixed up…

Next year the government are going to start killing all mentally challenged people. I thought of you and started to cry. Run my little retard, run

I’m sure whatever you have to say can wait till you’re smarter.

Beware the disease Idiotitis. Causes the brain to shut down and the mouth to keep talking. Thousands affected. May be contagious. Best defense: slap and run.

still doesn’t care… isn’t consistency great?!

Don’t feel bad a lot of people have no brain…

You will hate me if i talk with you as you talk to me…

If you really loved me, you would say it on my Facebook Wall.

Can you do me a favor? Take a picture of yourself, and send it to me. I am playing cards and seem to be missing the Joker.

Hey, idiot, know how I know you’re not writing your own status? Because you spelled everything right.

It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

Shhhh…that’s the sound of nobody caring what you think.

I respect you so much I salute you with 1 finger!

Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent…

Don’t blame me for your insecurity!

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

he most effective comeback to an insult is silence.

Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head.

No need for insults, your face says it all.

I’m not insulting you..I’m describing you.

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

“You are my brother and I love you but you are a great big bag of dicks”

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

If i punch you in the face, will pork chops fall out of your ass?

I want to say to some people “Shit is supposed to come from your ass not your mouth. Although looking at you there’s no difference”

It’s funny when the dumbest, most selfish, childish person you know, tells people to “Grow up” they must know that’s the ultimate insult coming from them!

My dog likes you more than me. So i think we should break up.

cried today…i heard on the news the government wants to kill all mentally ill people, i thought of you…run my little retard run!

Dear Girls,if you are annoyed by too many friend request from boys.Just set your original pic as profile pic.if it doesn’t work wash your face, take a pic and try again.

I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.

My eyez detected My heart reacted Thousnd were rejected and Only u were selected. Bcoz I needed a monkey 4 an advertisement

The First Human Who Hurled An Insult Instead Of A Stone Was The Founder Of Civilization.

Girls like shoes more than CLOTHES, Because No Matter How Much They Weigh, it still fits.

Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey :)