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My phone is like my lover. It’s the first thing I see in the morning and the last thing I see at night.

If you are giving your all to one person and it’s not enough, you are giving it to the wrong person.

Don’t change your originality for the sake of others b’coz no one else can play your role better than you.

Disappointments are just God’s way of saying “I’ve got something better.” Be patient, live life, have faith.

I have learned that sometimes sorry is not enough. Sometimes you actually have to change.

The only people I need in my life are the ones who need me in theirs even when I have nothing else to offer them but myself.

Sometimes we need someone to simply be there. Not to fix anything or do anything in particular, but just to let us feel we are supported and cared about.

There are far better things ahead than any we leave behind.

Distance should not be a factor in a relationship but communication, trust and commitment should be.

The past is your lesson. The present is your gift. The future is your motivation.

Live in such a way, that if someone spoke badly of you, no one would believe it.

Today I will do what others won’t, so tomorrow I can do what others can’t.

Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.

Don’t waste your time with explainations. People only hear what they want to hear.

Being single is a good feeling, no drama and no heartaches. But sometimes it gets lonely and you miss that feeling of being taken.

Many people have told me that I have changed but the truth is I think I’ve just found myself.

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.

Love is when you look into someones eyes and see everything you need.

Relationship is like standing on wet cement. The longer you stand the more difficult is to leave & even if you leave, you leave your footprints behind.

Be happy. Not because everything is good, but because you can see the good side of everything.

Heart is the greatest cheater in this world because it makes thousands of different excuses to stay in touch with the person you love.

I’m not looking for someone who has everything but someone who has time to spend with me more than anything.

Remember that your greatest talent is so much more powerful than your biggest fear.

A relationship with no arguments, is a relationship with a lot of secrets.

Only difference between good day and a bad day is your attitude.

Don’t feel bad if someone rejects you, People usually reject expensive things because they can’t afford them.

One of the biggest flaws of people are pretending to be blind to their own mistakes but do not pretend deaf towards the mistakes of others.

I don’t care how many people are in the world BUT I only want you.

The longest you hide your feelings for someone, the more you fall for them.

You can learn so much from your mistakes. So don’t regret them learn from them.

It doesn’t matter how nice you are, as soon as you leave the room there’s always going to be someone who talk about you.

The only people worthy to be in your life are the ones that help you through the hard times and laugh with you after the hard times pass.

Race can not be won by accelerating on top gear but It can be won only by changing the right gear on right time.

Go for someone whose not only proud and glad to have you, but will also take every risk and effort just to be with you.

If you keep your eyes, mind, and heart open…love, kindness, intelligence and wisdom will enter.

No one notices your tears, no one notices your sadness, no one notices your pain but they all notice your mistakes.

Never say good-bye because good-bye means going away, and going away means forgetting.

The most elastic element of the world is TIME; It maximizes the minutes when we are missing someone special and minimises the hours when we are with someone special.

When I tell you “I love you” I don’t say it as a habit. I say it to remind you that you are the best thing that’s ever happened to me.

If you don’t hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes.

Sometimes the strongest people in the morning are the people who cried all night.

You can close your eyes to the things you don’t want to see, but you can’t close your heart to the things you don’t want to feel.

Everyone has that one little secret, that no one, not even your best friend, know about you.

You can’t always control who walks into your life but you can control which window to throw them out.

Sometimes it’s not the song that makes you emotional, It’s the people & things that come to your mind when you hear it .

Sometimes the most important life lessons are the ones we end up learning the hard way.

Everybody says, mistake is the first step of success but the real fact is correction of mistake is the first step of success.

When I close my eyes, I see you. When I open my eyes, I miss you.

Relationship is not holding hands while you understand eachother. Its about having lots of misunderstandings & still not leaving each other’s hand.

Strong people stand up for themselves. Strogner people stand up for others.