Girls And Boys Status

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we are really not that different, me and you.

Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they’re a bunch of liars.

A boy makes his girl jealous of other woman. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.

Don’t worry if you’re still single. God is looking at you right now saying, Im saving this girl for someone special.

Having Wife is a part of living But having Girlfriend along with Wife is a art of living.

I have a Date tonight, Woot Woot! (of course its with the couch, pillow and TV Remote, but its still a date. Right?)

So you wanna date me? Please submit the following: Copy of drivers licence & SS card, current pay stub, clean drug test & std screen. Otherwise don’t bother.

Love is when you fall asleep in his arms and wake up in his dreams.

Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.

Dear boys, I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you ever will. Sincerely, Spider.

Young love is two hearts with only one thing in mind.

I’m a girl Im allowed to change my mind every second.

A man does not ask a woman to marry him because he wants to spend the rest of his life with her. He asks her to marry him because he DOES NOT want to spend the rest of his life WITHOUT her.

If two past lovers can remain friends, its either they are still in love, or never were.

Never go back to your EX. It’s like reading the same book again and again when you know how the story ends.

Message to my ex: Roses are Red Violets are Blue So glad I finally realized I’m better off without you!

I miss my amazing one of a kind boyfriend.

Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.

To ex boyfriend, No, I’m not jealous, I know what she’s getting.

Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.

Dear boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I`d take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, Girlfriend.

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is… your list with names of bad girls.

20 percent boys of the world have brains, rest have girlfriends.

Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you’re in Heaven.

Life is like mario bro’s, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess.

You broke my heart into several pieces, Good! Now I can give it to several girls.

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.