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Single and looking… anyone wanna be found?

I am so confused. They told me that angels are only in heaven, but I’ve found one here.

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Some relationships come when you don’t need them, some relationships go when you realize you need them.

You’re so hot, you must be the cause for global warming.

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Love is like a call if you don’t recieve, it will be missed. FRIENDSHIP is like an sms until you open it waits.

Nothing is more romantic than letting you know that I love you… via this facebook status.

The minute you think of giving up, think of the reason why you held on so long.

If you want to change your life, change your mind.

If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl. Choose the best place where you would shine.

The difference between school and life? In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.

Give thanks to the LORD in all things. Thank You LORD for giving me life and giving me a chance to live with purpose.

I need someone really bad, are you really bad? :-)

Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.

A new day, a new sun rise, a new blessing.

Don’t you hate it when people just randomly tag you in their Facebook post!?

Confidence is admitting who you are, what you’ve done, and loving yourself for who you’ve become, no matter what others think of you.

A whisper in your ear, a flutter in your heart, a hand on your shoulder, Listen for it, God is always speaking to us.

When you see me smiling at you its not that I’m happy but you might want to run..

Sometimes the plan itself sounds so exciting that it is hard for me not to join in.

Don’t look for happiness, create it..

A lot of problems would disappear if we talked to each other more than talking about each other.

Having a sharp memory is great, but sometimes the ability to forget is a lot better.

Facebook is like the fridge, you know there is nothing new but check it anyway.

I’m going to bed, and nothings going to stop m

For all those Facebook addicts press “Ctrl and W” at the same time and see what happens! Good Luck

Facebook is like a relationship, Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox..

When going to work has become a nice break from Facebook, it’s safe to say you’re a Facebook junkie.

Hold Ctrl + n for 30 seconds to see Facebook in green instead of blue.

Today I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking about you.

We all have that one friend who’s family likes us better than they like their own child.

Don’t cheat. If you’re not happy just leave.

Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.

Everyone has baggage from past relationships, but the person who really matters is the one that will stand there and help you “unpack”.

Every sweet has its sour; every evil it`s good..

When people try to bring you down, it just means you’re above them..

Time decides who you meet in life, your heart decides who you want in your life, but you behaviors decide who will stay in your life…

Why are you always waiting, tomorrow isn’t guaranteed.

I don’t make typos. I make new words.

Missing someone is not an indication that you are meant to be with them

People can`t change the truth, but the truth can change people.

Patience is the key to achieve your goals.

Smile and let the whole world wonder why.

We all have that person that makes our day so much better after they just say “hi”

Smiling when something dirty comes on your mind.

The most important opinion is the one you have of yourself.

Cheer up, tomorrow will be a better day, just believe!

Even some of the greatest people in life, started out as nothing.