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Just because Im busy doesn’t mean I don’t love you.
The more you love your decisions, the less you need others to love them.
Everybody deserves someone who makes them look forward to a beautiful tomorrow.
I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at.
Don’t find reasons to stay with someone who always finds a reason to leave.
Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools and accepted by idiots.
I don’t wish to be everything to everyone but I would like to be something to someone.
Laugh when you can, apologize when you should and let go of what you can’t change.
The greatest challenge in life is discovering who you really are and second thing is being happy with what you find.
Whoever invented the COPY and PASTE has saved many hours of my life.
When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now that im older, I want to be a kid again.
As long as there’s ALLAH in the sky protects me. There’s no one on earth who would break me.
If I ran the country, things would be a lot better. Well ….. for me anyway.
The two hardest things to say in life are hello for first time and goodbye for the last.
It is better to live only one day as a tiger than a thousand years as a sheep.
Why is it that when you are with me, time goes by fast but when you are not, it’s the opposite.
When I truly care for someone, their mistakes never change my feelings b’coz its the mind that gets angry but the heart still cares.
Life doesn’t get easier, you just get stronger.
Accept what you can’t change and change what you can’t accept.
A daughter is a little girl that grows up to be a FRIEND.
I want to be weird with you :)
I will wait for you because I dont want anyone else.
In every heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibration of love :)
Love is so strange. Sometimes it become reason to live life & sometimes it becomes reason to leave life.
Life is really simple. Feelings make it complicated.
Your life is a result of the choices you make. If you dont like your life, it is time to start making better choices.
Relationships are like computer games. It ends fast when cheats exist.
I don’t trust easily. So when I say I trust you, Don’t make me regret it.
SMILE ……………… It confuses people :)
I need someone new in my life.
You know you are the best when people you don’t know hate you.
Never lie to a girl. Chances are, we already know the truth before we ask.
Forget what hurt you in the past. But never forget what it taught you.
You can’t always get what you want.
I don’t give up easily. I fight for what I want.
Success is simple. Do what’s right, the right way, at the right time.
You appear just like a dream to me!
Accept your past without regrets, handle your present with confidence and face your future without fear.
“Facebook” Where I lie to my friends.”Twitter” Where Im honest with strangers.
First date is awkward, first kiss is heavenly, first love is irreplaceable and first heart break is unforgettable.
Don’t promise when you are happy, don’t reply when you are angry and don’t decide when you are sad.
No matter how far life seperates us, no one will ever love you like I did.
If you can’t get someone out of your head then may be they are supposed to be there.
Im not single. Im in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom :)
The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.
It is not what we take up but what we give up that makes us rich.
Sometimes people thousands of miles away from you can make you feel better than people right besides you.
Some people have to close their eyes to dream, with you I only have to open mine.
A man’s biggest mistake is giving another man the opportunity to make his woman smile.
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