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Never conclude a person by his present status. Because time has the great power to change a useless coal into a valuable diamond.
Knowing you are the last generation to remember life before the internet.
All my friends are getting jobs, engaged, or married. I am just getting more awesome.
You don’t realize what you had until it’s gone , but there is a reason for every goodbye. God just chose a different path for you.
There’s a reason why BF stands for boyfriend and bestfriend, b’coz they should be one and the same.
Don’t look back with regets. Look forward with hope.
I’ll be burger king and you’ll be mcdonald. I’ll be doing it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it.
Distance never separates a couple if the feelings are from the heart.
I wish memories were like text messages. You can delete the ones you hate and keep the ones you like.
If you spend your life trying to be good at everything, you will never be great at anything.
Sometimes you have to be your own hero, and we be willing to let go of things in your life that you know will never do anything but slow you down.
Even if you live your life as a open book, people will still wonder which pages have secret messages.
Never cry for someone who hurts you, smile and say thanks for helping me realize I don’t even need you.
Relationship is like a book, it takes few seconds to burn but years to write. So write it carefully and never let it burn.
When your mood is not good without any reason, you are definitely missing someone.
Make sure the important people in your life know how important they are before it’s too late.
When you accept somebody, you accept their past, too. Don’t hold it against them later.
Just because you can’t see the air, doesn’t mean you stop breathing. Just because you can’t see God, doesn’t mean you stop believing.
I remember when staying up until midnight was hard to do, now it’s a bad habit.
That awkward moment when there’s more than one camera taking a picture and you have no idea which one to look at.
Facebook needs to add a maybe button for friend requests, some people deserve to wait.
Love someone not because they give you what you need, but b’coz they give you feelings you never thought you needed.
I’m not heartless, I’ve just learned how to use my heart less.
The best revenge you can have is simply moving on and getting over your troubles. Don’t give anyone the satisfaction of seeing you suffer.
Don’t choose the one who is beautiful, choose the one who makes your world beautiful.
Be nice to everyone, always smile, and appreciate things because it could all be gone tomorrow.
There’s difference between giving up & letting go. Letting go is sacrificing what was rightfull yours. And giving up is forgetting what was never yours.
Don’t bother yourself crying for people who leave you. But start loving people who come in to your life to stay.
I really believe that if you set yourself to reach a goal, then one day, you are going to reach it.
I will never stop trying, because when you find the one …. you never give up.
Just because someone is not your definition of beautiful doesn’t give you the right to call them ugly.
Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don’t even deserve to be an issue in your life.
Someone asked me, How’s life? I just smiled and replied, She’s fine.
If you want to make this world a better place, make yourself a better person.
Life is about change, sometimes it’s painful, sometimes it’s beautiful, but most of the time it’s both.
GOD knows who belongs in your life and who doesn’t. Trust and let go. Whoever is meant to be there, will still be there.
Be very careful about what you think …. Your thoughts run your life.
It’s so funny how the people who know the least about you, have the most to say.
The sweetest things you can do for a girl are the little things that let her know she’s in your heart & on your mind.
That awkward moment when you hear yourself eating crunchy food and wonder if other people can hear it too.
I wish I can delete you from my mind as easy as deleting you from facebook.
Just remember, you can’t put your arms around a memory, so hug someone you love, today.
Don’t care about what other people think of you. There will always be those people who want to see you fail b’coz they can’t succeed.
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
You can’t have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time.
We are only given today and never promised tomorrow. So make sure you tell the people who are special in your life that you love them.
If you are not treating her right, don’t be mad when someone else steps in and does your job.
Don’t be afraid to change. You may lose something good but you may gain something better.
Never cry for that person who doesn’t know the value of your tears.
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