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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

To wish was to hope, and to hope was to expect…

If the plan doesn’t work, change the plan but never the goal…

I wish I’d done everything on Earth with you.

It’s tough when someone special starts to ignore you, it’s even tougher to pretend that you don’t mind.

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

Life is short, break the rules. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that makes you smile.

Everything in life happens for a reason so live it, learn it, and love it. Use your smile to change the world, don’t let the world change your smile!

Destiny has two ways of crushing us – by refusing our wishes and by fulfilling them.

I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality..

Learning how to learn is life’s most important skill.

Just because you miss someone, doesn’t mean you need them back in your life. Missing is just a part of moving on.

We are what we repeatedly do; excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.

It’s very easy to hurt someone and say sorry but it’s very difficult to get hurt and say it’s OK.

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.

Don’t mix bad words with your bad mood. You’ll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you’ll never get the opportunity to replace the words you spoke.

I would make a bad parent… my kid would say “I dont wanna go 2 school I just wanna sleep” & I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”

I’m not exactly a guy who makes new friends easily.

Mom’s logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry ..

Short story of Gf & Bf is an awesome ends with Gf and Ugly starts with BF…

People are not addicted to alcohol or drugs, they are addicted to escaping reality.

The most irritated moment on Facebook is when you finally came to know that you are also talking with a boy with girl’s fake account.

Don’t wait for the perfect moment…Take the moment and make it perfect.

Never give up on someone you can’t go a day without thinking about.

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.

Sometimes removing some people out of your life makes room for better people.

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

In exams, we look up for inspiration, down for desperation, left and right for information.

Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

I’m not popular, but I have good friends.

If people have a problem with u…always remember…it is THEIR problem ;)

life is too short …smile while you still have teeth!

Money doesn`t bring happiness, but shopping does :-)

What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck

May the bridges I burn light the path in front of me…

When people are singing Happy Birthday to me, I have no idea where to look.

Appreciate every day of your life. Good days give you happiness, bad days give you experience, and the worst days give you lessons.

I know why hug feels so good. Its because two hearts are never closer than when two people hug.

It’s tough when someone special starts to ignore you, it’s even tougher to pretend that you don’t mind.

Communism is like prohibition – it’s a good idea, but it won’t work

Don’t cry over the past, it’s gone. Don’t stress about the future, it hasn’t arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful;-)

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

“I would want my legacy to be that I was a great son, father and friend.” Dante Hall

Don’t fear the enemy who attacks you but the fake friend who hugs you.

Apologizing does not always mean that you are wrong and the other person is right. It just means that you value your relationship more than your ego.

You can’t grow if you are still struck in the past . Let it go and move on.