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I removed L from LOVER…….& Now its all OVER !!

Sometimes all you need are open arms to hug & hold you, a shoulder to cry on and someone there to tell you its all gonna be alright.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs, and returns home to find it.

When your enemies are making mistakes, don’t interrupt them.

What is not started today is never finished tomorrow.

One of the greatest mental freedoms is truly not caring what anyone else thinks of you.

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.

Facebook land, where everyone thinks your status is about them.

A Relationship without Trust is like a phone with out service, All you can do is play game.

If my house is clean, it means that Facebook is broken..

Its not how well you can weather the storm, its how well you can dance in the rain.

Smile more than you cry, give more than you take & love more than you hate.

Work for a cause, not for applause. Live life to express, not to impress.

If you had to describe your mood today with a song, which one would it be?

FACEBOOK, The second most popular word that starts with “F” and ends with “K”.

I wish you could click “save as” on puppies.

When you can’t put your prayer into words, God hears your heart.

I hate it when facebooks always asking me what is on my mind, becoz its always you and i wont share you.

Why dont you go buy a diary Instead of posting your whole life story on Facebook?

Too young to know, not old enough to care.

Sometimes, we must be apart before we can see that we`re way much better together.

If you really want to know how my heart is feeling, look into my eyes ’cause they never lie..

I am wanted by many. I am looking at some. I am taken by none. But I am waiting for one.

I’m not addicted to facebook, facebook is addicted to me, Facebook needs me so i cannot leave it all alone.

Relationships do not need promises, terms, and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people..

There is nothing better than a home cooked meal made by the loving hands of a mother.

Life is like Facebook, you have friends but all they do is play games.

Two things are infinite, The universe & human stupidity, I’m not sure about the universe.

Facebook is boring when the person you want to be online is not..

You’re nothing short of my everything.

Easter is better than christmas. Santa only brings presents to good little boys and girls. The easter bunny doesn’t judge.

Remembering a man who died to remind us that goodness trumps evil and that forgiveness and mercy is more powerful than sin.

If you think getting up on Sunday morning is hard, try rising from the dead!

Happy easter everyone, May you all be safe and sound in the loving arms of family and friends!Enjoy..

May all of you share an easter that’s bright and sunny, too filled with love and happiness in every way for you.

Easter Sunday the day that Jesus rose from the dead, looked Satan in the eye’s and said, “Game over”

I’m a peep, no not a peep from Easter, so don’t eat me.

Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.

If I were an egg, I’d crack myself up.

Easter egg hiding tip, most kids aren’t allowed on the roof.

Easter equals three nails, two thieves, and one broken body thank you Jesus for your sacrifice.

Think YOU’RE stressed?? Think of what Jesus’ last day was like, Now your day doesn’t seem so bad, huh?

You walked up on Calvary for me. You didn’t answer for you were just. You died for me so that I would have everlasting life. Thank you for the Cross.

I’m going to change my Facebook name to NO ONE so whenever I like someone’s Status it will say “NO ONE LIKES YOUR STATUS”

I wake up and think dreams are real. I sleep so I don’t have to feel.

You’ll just never know so many emotions I choose not to show.

Is Ur name lucky charms? Because u look magically delicious.

Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

I am so lucky to have a mother like you. If you weren’t in my life there is no telling where I would be. I love you Mom!