Facebook Status Quotes

Do or do not. There is no try.

I love buying new things but I hate spending money.

Do not face the day until you have faced the God in prayer…

Dream like you’ll live forever: live like you’ll die today

Call me crazy, but I’m madly in love with you and this won’t go away for a while, so get use to it.

The only disability in life is a poor attitude.

Everyone in your life is there for a reason. You just have to figure out why and decide if that reason is good enough.

You can’t buy happiness. But you can buy chocolate. And that’s kinda the same thing.

You don’t love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy cars, but because they sing a song only you can hear.

It takes who you were and where you’ve been to make you the person you are today.

All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.

Find Out What You Like Doing Best And Get Someone To Pay You For Doing It..

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. If u don’t change it, you’ll never go anywhere.

If people have a problem with you, always remember, it is THEIR problem.

I don’t have the prettiest face for you to see or the skinniest waist for you to hold. But I do have the biggest heart to love you with.

I never said I was perfect. I make mistakes; I fall down. But I pick myself right back up, dust myself off, and work for perfection.

What oxygen is to the lungs, such is hope to the meaning of life..

When someone puts you down and tells you that you can’t do something . . . you can either show them they’re right, or prove that they are wrong…

I always take life with a grain of salt …plus a slice of lemon …and a shot of tequila.

My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.

I hate to lose more than I love to win.

Being nice to people you don’t like is not being two faced, it is called growing up.

You said your life is end without your lover but how you can forget the love of your parents and struggle of your parents which they still doing.

I am not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.

Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.

No one is perfect understanding is important!

I will win, not immediately but definitely.

He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.

I just want to die young as late as possible.

Diets are hard because I get hungry.

Life is journey. I am traveler.

All of your unhappiness is not someone elses fault.

Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.

You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

I’d rather check my Facebook than face my check book.

Your intelligence is my common sense.

Life is a story…trying to make mine bestseller.

Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.

My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.

It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.

I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.

You meet thousands of people, and none of them really something to tell you. And then you meet someone, and his life changed forever.

You meet thousands of people, and none of them really mean anything to you. And then you meet one person, and your life is changed forever.

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If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”.

I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind.

There are many kinds of love in this world, but never the same love twice.

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself the best I can. Cary Grant