Facebook Status Ideas

Do you think sheep know when you’re pulling the wool over their eyes?

A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.

Time for a fun game. Which TV family is most like your own?

Always look your best. You never know when your family is going to surprise you with an intervention.

Just because a person smiles all the time, doesn’t mean their life is perfect. That smile is a symbol of hope and strength.

Distance doesn’t necessarily ruin a relationship. You don’t have to see someone everyday to be in love.

A best friend is someone who tells you the truth even when you don’t want to hear it..

A good man and a good woman create a power couple because their passions for success equal each other. It’s about love and being a team.

When someone appears in your dreams, that person was most likely talking about you before falling asleep.

Real men DON’T assume everything’s ok with their woman, they communicate with her making 100% sure everything’s ok.

When life’s tough remember you are tougher.

Doesn’t matter how many people doubt you or your dreams, as long as you don’t doubt yourself.. Anythings possible

The loneliest moment in someones life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.

Just be yourself, there is no one better.

Every human in the world is blind to his own faults.

Don’t feed your mind with negative thoughts. If you do, you will come to believe them.

Be thankful, you are blessed. Life is too short to be so stressed

When someone comes into your life, God sent them for a feason, Either To learn from them, or to be with them until the end.

It’s not about ideas it’s about Making ideas happen.

To be rich is not what you have in your bank account, but what you have in your heart!!!

Maybe its true that we don’t know what we have until we lose it. But it’s also true that we don’t know what we are missing until we find it.

It is better to cry than to be angry, because anger hurts others while tears flow silently threw the soul and cleanses the heart.

Love IS Like Fire. It Can Warm Your Heart, But IT CAN Also Burn Your House DOWN.

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Sometimes we struggle through a tasteless coffee till the last sip, then we find sugar lying at the bottom .. that’s life, sweetened but not stirred well.

We all have that one friend who starts acting up because there’s girls around.

When you fall in love, you tend to lose 2-3 close friends due to neglecting friendships.

Isn’t it so annoying when famous people get things for free when they are the ones that can afford it.

I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook……..I can’t even keep up with the Kardashians.

Maybe I should treat you the same way you have treated me. Then maybe you will understand how much it hurts.

It makes no sense to worry about things you have no control over because there’s nothing you can do about them.

Do what you did in th beginning of a relationship and there won’t be an end.

Some people will like you, some people won’t. It’s their problem not yours.

In life I have made a lot of mistakes and I have felt a lot of pain but mistakes make me smarter and pain, makes me stronger.

No matter how many times I say I don’t need a boyfriend, my heart still craves to love someone truly.

You are who you are today because of a strong foundation you built yesterday.

Lessons in life will be repeated until they are learned.

If you care about what you do and work hard at it, there isn’t anything you can’t do if you want to.

Everything happens at exactly the right moment, neither too soon nor too late.

Those who know me never doubt me & those who doubt me never knew me.

No matter how you treat people they will love you according to their mood & need.

If you know you are right, keep your voice down. If you know you are wrong, keep your confidence up.

Never underestimate the power of a smile, it can ease someones pain in less than a second.

Facebook is like relationships. Faithful on your walls but cheating in your inbox.

The only place where your dream becomes impossible is in your own thinking.

The only reason people hold onto memories so tight is because memories are the only things that don’t change.

Doubt kills mmore dreams than failure ever will.

When you can’t forgive someone, pray for them. It may or may not change them, but it will always change you.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

The best thing about the past is that it shows you what not to bring into your future.