Facebook Jokes

Brighten the day of your friends by posting new facebook jokes every day. Jokes are for making every one laugh with you. Get the funniest facebook jokes of all times and share with friends on this platform. If you are in humorous mood then also make your friends smile by sharing funny facebook pranks with them. Here you will find the cool and unique facebook jokes status.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible…

Listen don’t come back to me because now i have learn slang language…

I always wondered why The Muppets had such large protruding eyes. I then realized that if I had a hand shoved up my ass my eyes would do the same.

If I were to give up Sarcasm, that would leave interpretive dance as my only means of communication.

Suggested serving size is only for skinny people right?

Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway… rofl.. 🙂

Me and my wife decided that we don’t want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.

Thinks that Facebook should change the status question from “what’s on your mind?” to “what’s your problem today?”

Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing’s and Wong’s, They r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.

Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem? Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.

Q. How does a computer get drunk? A. It takes screenshots.

I’m not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!

Facebook is like a jail. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don’t really know!

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

I made my Facebook name “Benefits,” so when you add me now it says “you’re friends with benefits.”

When butterflies are in love, do they feel human’s in their stomach? :)

Q: When FaceBook, MySpace and Twitter merge into one super social networking company what will it be called? A: They will call it “My Twit Face.”

Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

A bunch of my friends are coming over tonight to play on their phones.

if history repeats its self you are totally getting a dinosaur

Support the Arts. Kiss a guitar player

My “last minute activity” was just to check your “last minute activity”.

I’m going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.

Never let a person who is ready to marry with you after seeing you without makeup.

In case of fire, exit building before tweeting about it……

When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.

Snooker is the best. Snooker is basically tidying up disguised as sport.

Autocorrect can kiss my ask..!!

Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

You want a perfect girl? Go buy a barbie.

I don’t always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

Crowded elevators have a different smell to children and midgets.

My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.

A relationship without trust is like a phone without service, all you do is play games.

Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.

I am making it my job to put the “fun” back into “funeral.”

My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? My name is Paul.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.

If you can’t Change a Girl…..Change the Girl.

Why is Facebook like Jail? “You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don’t really know!”

Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in a cafeteria at a MENTAL HOSPITAL.

Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there’s nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.

Status I didn’t fall down, I attacked the floor.

In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth… After that, everything else was Made in China.

Facebook Jokes

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible…

Listen don’t come back to me because now i have learn slang language…

I always wondered why The Muppets had such large protruding eyes. I then realized that if I had a hand shoved up my ass my eyes would do the same.

If I were to give up Sarcasm, that would leave interpretive dance as my only means of communication.

Suggested serving size is only for skinny people right?

Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway… rofl.. 🙂

Me and my wife decided that we don’t want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.

Thinks that Facebook should change the status question from “what’s on your mind?” to “what’s your problem today?”

Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing’s and Wong’s, They r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.

Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem? Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.

Q. How does a computer get drunk? A. It takes screenshots.

I’m not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!

Facebook is like a jail. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don’t really know!

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

I made my Facebook name “Benefits,” so when you add me now it says “you’re friends with benefits.”

When butterflies are in love, do they feel human’s in their stomach? :)

Q: When FaceBook, MySpace and Twitter merge into one super social networking company what will it be called? A: They will call it “My Twit Face.”

Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

A bunch of my friends are coming over tonight to play on their phones.

if history repeats its self you are totally getting a dinosaur

Support the Arts. Kiss a guitar player

My “last minute activity” was just to check your “last minute activity”.

I’m going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.

Never let a person who is ready to marry with you after seeing you without makeup.

In case of fire, exit building before tweeting about it……

When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.

Snooker is the best. Snooker is basically tidying up disguised as sport.

Autocorrect can kiss my ask..!!

Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

You want a perfect girl? Go buy a barbie.

I don’t always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

Crowded elevators have a different smell to children and midgets.

My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.

A relationship without trust is like a phone without service, all you do is play games.

Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.

I am making it my job to put the “fun” back into “funeral.”

My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? My name is Paul.

Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? My name is Paul.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.

If you can’t Change a Girl…..Change the Girl.

Why is Facebook like Jail? “You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don’t really know!”

Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in a cafeteria at a MENTAL HOSPITAL.

Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there’s nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.

Status I didn’t fall down, I attacked the floor.

In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth… After that, everything else was Made in China.

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