Creative Facebook Status

Second chances don`t always mean a happy ending.

People ask me why i don’t trust others.. if only i could tell you.

Unless you have lived through what i have, don’t judge the actions i have taken. And i promise you, you don’t know the half of it.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Men only have two faults, what they do, and what they say..

Grounded for so long, i think it’s time to now fly.

Do not stress the things you can not change cause we create our tomorrow by what we do today

would like my Facebook friends to comment on this status sharing how you met me. But I want you to LIE

I am not weird I just find creative ways to entertain myself

Words mean very little, but actions mean everything. Don’t just say it, show it.

Thinks you should never take life too seriously no one ever makes it out alive! so just chill out..

You can’t handle my undivided attention.

Like this if you like to like things.

If they talk to you about somebody, they will talk to somebody about you.

The only way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you cant ignore it, than top it. If you cant top it, then laugh at it. If you cant laugh, you deserved it.

You can only hold on to someone for so long then you have to make a choice, let them go or let them pull you down..

When people expect you to fail, prove them wrong..

Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished, if you’re alive, it isn’t.

Don’t judge me until you have lived my life and have experienced all the things I have gone through. Then you can make your decision about what you think of me.

If you wait to be happy you will wait forever, but if u start to be Happy you will be happy forever..

The longer you wait for something, the more you appreciate it when you get it, because anything worth having is definitely worth waiting for…

Before you assume, learn the facts. Before you judge, understand why. Before you hurt someone, feel. Before you speak, think.

Life is like a book. Some chapters sad, some happy, and some exciting. But if you never turn the page, you will never know what the next chapter holds.

Relationships last long because two brave people made a choice, To keep it, to fight for it and to work for it.

Did you ever have the feeling that you wanted to go & still have the feeling that you wanted to stay?

It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person’s life. For better or for worse.

Choose to be happy.

Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.

Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.

Decisions are the hardest move to make. Especially when its a choice between where you should be and where you want to be.

Strength is looking back and seeing what you have been through and knowing you were strong enough to make it through.

I think, therefore I am.

Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end then stop.

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

Think positive, encouraging, uplifting thoughts, and the negative will soon disappear.

Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.

You will laugh because you feel like a fool…

Your tongue can not reach all your teeth.

Your eye is the only part you can not wash with soap.

True Love is a friendship set on fire.

Says the only constant is change, except from a vending machine.

Working for the weekend, like everybody…

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped..

I am on the “Starts tomorrow” diet.

Thinks it was something he ate.

Put the bom in the bom sha-bom bom, but lays no claim to the ram in the ramalama ding dong.

Is posting on Twitter that he is updating his Facebook status update.

Tried, Tested, and TRUE. And to think I thought DIFFERENT..

If Pigs could fly there wouldn’t be any men on the ground.