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Awkward moment when you wave and smile at someone but they dont see you.

I am perfectly happy being single ….. Until I see a happy couple :(

One of the simplest ways to stay happy is … letting go of the things that makes you sad.

Sometimes the best way to get someone’s attention is to stop giving them yours.

Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.

LOVE Cycle: Strangers –> Friends –> Best friends –> Lovers –> Heart Break –> Strangers

SINGLE is not a relationship status. Its a word describing your loneliness. If you ask me, yes I’m SINGLE.

If you love someone, you better prove it. Because LOVE is not a noun to be defined but a verb to be acted upon.

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it but it won’t go anywhere.

Love starts with “You are DIFFERENT” and ends with “You are all the SAME”. RIGHT?

Sorry, I dont have time to hate you as much as you hate me b’coz Im busy Loving the people that love me.

Dont believe the doubted one and dont doubt the believed one.

If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.

Lets just pretend ITS FRIDAY :)

I can’t, but together we can

Don’t let your dreams just be DREAMS!

I have had a horribly busy day converting OXYGEN to CARBON DIOXIDE.

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

People change and forget to tell each other.

I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday and Friday is so close to Monday.

If things are sent by ship then its a cargo and if its sent by road then its a shipment.

In women everything is heart, even the head.

Success is like being pregnant. Everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you were ****** before you got there.

The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?

If at first you don’t succeed blame someone else and seek counsling.

Silence is text easy to misread.

When you cant do anything else, LAUGH.

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are.

Teaching is the profession that creates all others.

Dont let your future be based on someone elses past.

Win as if you are used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.

If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.

At last! I finally found the perfect girl :)

You can live without a person who says YOU ARE FINE. But you can’t live without person who says IM YOURS.

Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.

Lets find some beautiful place to get lost.

Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind might be dangerous because people say… I am Mind Blowing.

I taught you everything you know but not everything I KNOW.

If you want your dreams to come true, DONT SLEEP!

A kiss without a hug is like a flower without the fragrance.

The Cutest Proposal of the world from a cute girl to a boy… Girl : “Hey, I have lost my Surname.. Can I use Yours”

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn’t want you, nothing can make him stay.

I remember everything I choose to forget.

The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don’t even exist.

Life is a puzzle game, you just need to find the right pieces.

One of my biggest mistakes… is having high expectations of certain individuals.

He stole my heart…So I stole his last name.

Waiting is painful, forgetting is painfull but not knowing which to do is the worst kind of suffering.

When life gives you question, just google the damn thing!