Princess meets a talking frog. Princess: Do I kiss you to make you a handsome prince? Frog:Sorry lady but that was my grandfather’s time, I need a blowjob.
“Ahhh! Did anyone else get the email about them canceling school next week?”
Love is there when both person are more concerned for the other than for one’s selfie.
If you want to hear the whole truth about yourself, make your neighbor angry.
Relation and Medicine both have same work of help n care us during pain.. …. . . . But the difference is that the Relation does not have expiry date……………
Jb duaaon or koshishon se bhi baat na bny to, Faisla ALLAH pe chhorr do, ALLAH apny bndon k bary me behtreen faisla krny wala.
Newtons latest law, For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called Husband and Wife.
“Single” Is not a status, it is a good word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others. This person chooses own life path.
When you are in love, You cant fall asleep, Because reality is better than your sleep.
I decide how I live and who I love. The choice is mine and no one gets to make my mind up. I decide and I choose.
A frnd iz sweet when it iz new. & it iz sweetr when it iz true. But u know what? It iz sweetst when it iz u. Thank u.
I may not say it alwayz. But, I mean it whenever I say it. Thank u Teacher 4 all the things u have done 4 me.
2 simple lins Don’t make any cloze relation widout full undrstnding & Don’t break any cloze relation wid small misundrstndings!
What iz forgivenes?? A little grl gave lovly reply “It iz d wonderful frut, dat a tree givs wen its being hrt by a stone
SORRY….SORRY…. SORRY…..SORRY…. Do not get confusd ,Aray Baba SORRY meanz: S-Some, O-One Iz, R-Really, R-Remmbrinhg Y-You…..Have A wondrful day…
Sometime being a sister is even better than being a princess
Shame on me for always being selfish, the feeling is never returned
Each drop of a Tear iz Costly dan anything in the World But, No 1 knows its value until dey have it in their own eyez 4 Some1
Ab Khud say bhi milnay ko jee nai karta Bohat Bura Hoon logon say Suna ha main nay
Send good sms to your friends, Cuz after your death, People will remember you
I have a very simple calculation on how long v will b 2gether. Count d stars in the heaven & sand on shore multplied by d heartbeats = 4ever
Relationship is never like Facebook, Where u can sign in or sign out whenever u want.
Ramadan is the month of fasting and not feasting.
May dis New Year be an adventurous journey 4 u 2 explore new avenues & reach heights of the success.
Latest research revealed that, Women ahve higher IQ as compared to Men.
Love iz blind b vry kind wen I KISS U please do not mind
Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough.
I miss u MOM, Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm. u are the greatest, Because u r my MOM.
You are in my mind, And in my heart, I miss u so much.
Love is to love someone for who they are, Who they were and and who they will be.
You were given this life, Because you were strong enough to live it.
Kiss is the first step how much i love u, How much i think about you, How much i miss you, and Show, that i trust u so much
I miss my childhood, I miss my school friends, I miss those beautiful vacation, But most of all, I miss you.
Sayings of the Holly Prophet P.B.U.H: Make it ur habit 2 recite the Istighfar As Istighfar will give u relief 4rom evry problem & will free u 4rom evry grief u will get ur livelihood 4rom dat wayz dat u will nave imagine about dat source.’
My eyez detected My heart reacted Thousnd were rejected and Only u were selected. Bcoz I needed a monkey 4 an advertisement
We are a nation, Built on harmony, development, Prosperity and peace, Achieving milestone for a better future, Happy independence day.
Charhen gy jb pyary rang, ek meri dosti ka rng bhi charhana, Meeri dosti ka rng chamky ga hr dm tumhary sng, Wishing u a happy mastiful holi.
Hum na hoty to apko ghazal kon kehta, Ye to karishma ha hum pyar krny walon ka,
Decided to make a life altering decision today… When I think of it I’ll let you know
Sometimes u tell some1 2 never call u again.. then the phone rings & u hope it’s them.. It’s the most twisted logic of all time…!!
Swèet Shona I faar 4rom you ßut my little hèart iz nèxt 2 you GooD Night G.
A morning does not only mean a good morning, It also means that i think about u when i wake up.
As We Embark On This Journey Of Life , We Must Be Able To Stay True To Ourselves
Girl crying: Ek question poora ghlt ho gya yaar. Boy dancing: yahoo Ik question to poora sahi ho gya yar
Teacher -“Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY???” Student -“in Swiss Banks” lolx.
Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
I am not flirting m being just extra nice, To someone who is extra attractive.
Then one day you find, ten years have got behind you. No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.
I heard you were feeling unwell. Here is to wishing you a speedy recovery.
My father gave me the greatest gift, Anyone could give me another person, He believed in me.
