Sisters don’t need words. They have perfected a language of snarls and smiles and frowns and winks.
Cops never say ”Thank you for committing a crime and keeping us employed.
I’m tired of everyone telling me about their special person when I desperately want one of my own.
Trying to hide your feelings and pretending like nothing’s wrong.
French is the most polite language which let you insulting people in a soft way
I fall in love with you, I don’t know why or how. I just did…
A “Mistake” is when something is done once, and learned upon… If repeated consistently, it’s a “Habit”; a “Failure” is nothing more than a habitual mistake!!
May this Ramadan bring in you the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
Every year you make a resolution to change yourself… this year make a resolution to be yourself! Happy new year
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status.
I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this place?
“All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.” –Walt Disney
A mother understands what a child does not say. Happy Mother’s day
Some memory can never be shared with anyone.. Because they’re unexplainable.
When the angels ask what I most loved about life, I’ll say you.
I was smiling yesterday,I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow.Simply because life is too short to cry for anything.
Kisses are like tears… the only real ones are the ones you can’t hold back.
It’s priceless when your kids say “I Love You” just out of the blue
When Allah deprives you of something you wanted badly, you can always expect better next time.
cried today…i heard on the news the government wants to kill all mentally ill people, i thought of you…run my little retard run!
Keep country green & clean!! Let us make this our National Motto Happy Independence Day.
Through you are away this Holi..You are always with me in my thoughts…Thinking You & Looking forward to seeing you soon…Happy Holi..
Bohat Dil Ko Kushada Kar Lia Kia? Zamaney Bhar Se Waada Kar Lia Kia?.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
“A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage.”
Let this amazing night take you on a ride of beautiful dreams Wish you a Good Night.
I’m not a morning person, don’t pull my covers off. Good Morning
Always spend your valuable time with your self…
If you made your girl say sorry, You did not win a fight you won a girl who really loves you.
I’m pretty sure the best thing about Facebook is the ability to read other people’s fights.
More beautiful than all the stars that shine is the heart of a loving friend.
Lets flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I’m yours.
Listening to something more pleasant than you.
Music and sleep are the two most common ways to escape from everything.
Wishing that each day brings your renewed strength, brighter times, and a healthier, happier you. Get well soon.
“You don’t have to deserve your mother’s love. You have to deserve your father’s.”
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
May the candle of your love burn forever wishing you a blissful married life.
Wishing you a love that grows day after day and year after year. Congratulations on your wedding.
I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind.
she explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! when satisfied, she left! damn mosquito
Do you think sheep know when you’re pulling the wool over their eyes?
Sometimes it looks like I’m flashing gang signs, but really I’m just trying to get Scotch tape off my hand.
I think she is my friend , so I can ask him later what made it all sound recording , a child
“Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.”
Status I didn’t fall down, I attacked the floor.
“I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?”
Everything is possible in this world. Just what we need your good luck strongly depends on you , it is to determine
If friendship is your weakest point then your the strongest person in the world.
May your hearts never cease to beat for each other. Congratulations on your engagement.
