My teacher wear sun glasses when she teachs me bcoz I am a bright student :D
I have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. I’m also deaf in one ear.
Love people, not things. Use things, not people.
I hope we can still be friends
you make this a great place to work!! Happy Boss’s Day to you!!
How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older. Happy Birthday!
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m a little tired of solving them for you.
What if April fools day doesn’t actually exist and its been the longest prank in history…
You two should be proud of yourselves. It’s amazing that us kids haven’t stressed you out to the point of divorce by now! Happy Anniversary!
When Someone Stops Getting Angry On You, It Is Clear That You Have Lost Your Importance From Their Life…!!!
It’s funny how you can still love a person, but you stop needing them like you used to.
True love comes once in a lifetime…open your eyes and your heart and see the miracle in front of you.
People build up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.
O Allah let us live to witness this Ramadan and gain closeness to Allah subhanhu wa Ta’ala and his beautiful deen…Ameen
Fun, Joy, Happiness,Peace, Love, Luck, Will Come Near, With My Special Wish Happy New Year!
I`m not addicted to alcohol. I`m just in an abusive relationship with it.
Can i borrow a KISS? I promise i give it back.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
You’ve seen me laugh, you saw mourn, and they were always there with me. You may not have always said. But thanks and I love you. Happy Mother’s Day!!
Remembering is easy for those who have brains. But forgetting is hard for those who have heart.
If loving you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right .
Life isn’t measured by the breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away.
The only thing better than a kiss, is the moment right before, when he looks into your eyes and leaves you breathless
Children are gifts…they save your life, give you the strength to change it, and teach you some of life`s greatest lessons!TREASURE THEM!
Billions od souls in the darkness and Allah chose YOURS heart emoticon to be guided by his mercy.
My dog likes you more than me. So i think we should break up.
Come the country, respect the sacrifice of the martyrs recall, once again lead the nation, we lay our hands Pakistani, come to respect Independence Day!
I may not put colors on ur face in this colorful festival I’m praying God to add more and more colors in ur beautiful life Happy Holi.
Raaz Khol Dete Hain Nazuk Se Ishaare Aksar.. Kitni Khamosh Mohabbat Ki Zubaan Hoti Hai.
Most people don’t think I’m as old as I am until they hear me stand up.
Hello, headache! You are being uncooperative. Sorry but it is time for you to pack your bags. You have overstayed your welcome. Please LEAVE NOW! Goodbye!
Day is over and night has come. Today is gone, what’s done is done. Follow your dreams through the night. Tomorrow comes with a whole new light!
Good morning star shine, the Earth says hello….
A positive attitude gives you power over your circumstances instead of your circumstances having power over you.
Girls are not toys.. You can’t just drop them when you get board.
The last time anything got banged on my bed, it was my little toe against the leg.
A true friend is someone who never gets tried of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.
I have a soft spot for girls with dimples ;)
I’m the dude with cool attitude.
No matter how bad you sing, sing for her…. she’ll smile :)
These flowers represent hugs and kisses to tell you how I wish you were here, and not on that sick bed. Get well soon.
“When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.”” William Shakespeare”
Don’t cry over the past, it’s gone. Don’t stress about the future, it hasn’t arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful;-)
Now and then it’s good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.
May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live. Congratulations on your marriage!
If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”.
“Unfriend” on Facebook… Is the modern form of Childhood “Katti”.
2 mints silent for those.. Who seen but didn’t like my posts.
Heart, hides what we can’t say But eyes, say what we try to hide.
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.