I’m listening to music because I don’t want to listen to you.

Hope you’re catching up on your cookbook reading!

No love is greater then mom’s love and no care is greater then dad’s care..

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.

My heart just for U, I will die without U, Bcoz I Love U.

Your special day has come at last, So make the most and have a blast!

Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.

The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.

Fancy seeing the ‘LIKES’ of you here. Fancy indeed.

Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’

Birthing is the most profound initiation to spirituality a woman can have.

Never give up on someone you love. Great things take time.

Snooker is the best. Snooker is basically tidying up disguised as sport.

Music is the best way for me to say I love you.

I believe in you so much. I hope you do too. Good luck!

Best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Roses are red, violets are blue, now your engaged, I am so happy for you!

Sometimes I just can’t ignore the way I feel when I see you smile.

May God give him eternal rest and the family the strength to bear the great pain.

My life is so much interesting inside my head.

Jashne Azadi Mubarak. Allah BLess our country.

Exams & grades are temporary but education is permanent.

Never let your emotions rule, but always let them testify.

In your life all moments bring EID for you…. Wish You…EID MUBARAK

Happy Easter, share this time to reflect on life, love, family and all of your blessings.

Holy is colorful. Sun is powerful. Diwali is light full.

Trust is not something you win; it’s something you build.

Fact of life, After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F..

Speak only when you feel your words are better than silence!

Don’t think about tomorrow, Think about the now!

It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

I don’t regret what happened between us i just wish us never happened

A Boss is like a diaper. Always on your ass, and usually full of..

I’ll decide when I’m too old for spankings.

Squee! (XYZ celebrity) just followed me on Twitter

I hate u Because I Love you, I Know You Love Me But your ego stopped you.

If I fall asleep texting you, it’s because I didn’t want to say goodbye.

Don’t be afraid of death, be afraid of an unlived life.

We call marriage successful if wealthy man married a beautiful and rich girl.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.

Life’s greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.

You never know how bad it hurts until it happens with you.

If you can’t admit when you’re wrong, you’ll never learn from your mistakes.

I would like to thank all the teachers for their valuable guidance.

Let’s flip a coin: “Head” your mine – “Tail” I’m yours.

I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

I’m sorry I can’t speak very coherently.

Sisters are the best companions during turmoil.

Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?

One morning you wake up afraid to live.

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