Simple joys, little pleasures, smiles in big measures. Family, friends and love… The choicest blessings from above. Happiness, peace and prosperity too… All these and more are my wishes for you! Merry Christmas!
If your glass is always half empty, buy smaller glasses.
A PERFECT EMPLOYEE IS THE ONE WHO INSPIRES HIS BOSS AS MUCH AS HIS BOSS INSPIRES HIM… THANKS FOR BEING MY INSPIRATION.
I hope that For every candle on your cake you get a wonderful surprise.. Happy B’day.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile then walk into a pole..
I’m not scared of commitment. I’m scared of who I commit to.
Like a flower in the sunlight, your love blossoms beautifully. Happy wishes on your wedding anniversary.
Survived April Fools Day without being pranked, however there was a baby on my doorstep this morning, but I’m pretty sure thats unrelated.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
Do you ever have the urge to reach out and choke someone?
Me: I’m finally happy. Life: Lol, wait a sec!!
Life’s greatest happiness is to know we are loved. Thanks for being the best Valentine ever!
You’re in my thoughts and prayers. Hoping this day holds all the warmth, contentment, and love of a wonderful and happy Thanksgiving.
I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teacher for living well. Happy Teachers Day!!!!
I promise to try as hard as I can to make you happy and see that beautiful smile of yours.
So I ran into an old girlfriend who I dated who’s new boyfriend she was with looked exactly like me when I was seeing her. You know, miserable.
Sisters function as safety nets in a chaotic world simply by being there for each other.
I’M Fine, Thanks For Not Asking.
The power of forgiveness is big for both the person who is forgiving and the person being forgiven.
The only thing that stands between a person and what they want in life is the will to try it and the faith to believe its possible.
I fall too fast, crush too hard, forgive too easy, and care too much.
you can always hold back the tears and keep yourself sane- until someone asks if you’re okay, that is.
I’m In love with a child i haven’t yet met.
Never waste your time on someone who doesn’t even bother wasting time for you. Be with someone who will say “TIME IS WASTED IF I’M NOT WITH YOU!”
Ramadan is time to empty your stomach to feed your soul.
There have been many times in 2016 when I may have disturbed you, troubled you, irritated you, and bugged you. Today I just wanna tell you. . . . . . . I plan to continue all of that this new year. . .Happy New Year!!
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Dear Mom, For enduring the blood curdling torture of my adolescent years, I promise to always keep your electronics functional. Happy Mothers Day!
Beware the disease Idiotitis. Causes the brain to shut down and the mouth to keep talking. Thousands affected. May be contagious. Best defense: slap and run.
So long as you do not achieve social liberty, whatever freedom is provided by the law is of no avail to you… Happy Independence Day !!
While we try to teach our children all about life… Our children teach us what life is about!
No one knows what is kept hidden for them as a reward for their good deeds.
A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Anything worth a damn ain’t easy to get; anything easy to get ain’t worth a damn.
Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine in the world for a wound given by love.
Memories are wonderful to make, but sometimes painful to remember.
Enjoy every colour of Holi and you will get every happiness you desire. God is always with u. Enjoy every moment. Keep smiling.Happy Holi..
pagli tu facebook ki baat karti hai, huM to OLX pe bhi ladKi set kR lete hai
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Dear Sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I miss you and I want you back…. Good Night everyone…
Each sunrise gives hope to your dreams and light to your plans. GOOD MORNING !!
I changed my car horn to sound like gun shots. People get out of my way a lot faster now.
How come when ever I look into your eyes my heart melts, and when I see you smile I lose my train of thought??
One night, as I was lying in bed, I looked up at the stars and thought to myself: “What the fuck happened to the roof?”
I remember when my best friend was shy and quiet. I created a monster.
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me.
Life is growth. If everything was easy, you will never learn. Enjoy the flow of your life.
Listening to music for at least 5-10 minutes a day strengthens the mind, making it easier to deal with emotional stress.
The absence of your laughs and cheers, makes me feel like I am in a party without beer. Get well soon my friend.
