Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain…

If swimming is an exerciser explain whales to me.

Even though I finished my test first, I wait for someone else to get up.

Someday someone is going to walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.

I`m not addicted to texting, I`m addicted to the person i`m texting.

Smiling does not necessarily mean you`re happy. Sometimes it just means you`re strong.

Even though I finished my test first, I wait for someone else to get up…

People change and forget to tell each other.

One day you will want me and tell me sorry, but it’ll be too late.

You broke a promise and made me realize. It was all just a lie.

No more waisting time thinking about wasted time.

Missing someone is not an indication that you are meant to be with them

Love is a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species..

God is closest to those with broken hearts..

What made you happy once, might not make you happy now.

It’s funny how you can still love a person, but you stop needing them like you used to.

The scars you can`t see are the hardest to heal.

If it`s important to you, you will find a way. If it`s not important to you, you will find an excuse.

Nobody knows everything but everybody knows something…

If you want to change your life, change your mind.

If you treat someone like a celebrity then you`ll only be treated like a fan.

If I got paid of caring you. I`d be a billionaire.

Life is full of fake people. Before you decide to judge them, make sure you`re not one of them.

Don`t run from your fears, when they catch up with you, you`ll be too tired to fight.

Start by doing whats necessary, then do whats possible and suddenly you are doing impossible.

There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few can catch your heart.

Sometimes you have options, but no choice.

Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!

How would you like to feel the way you look?

I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works..

I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate, if you are at all.

Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that’s very typical of you.

Do u practice being this ugly?

Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent…

I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.

Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head…

Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing…

hey, I found your nose. it was in my business again.

Throwing random things at people then acting like it wasn`t you.

There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few can catch your heart.

Texting with your pinky because you`re eating.

Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain….

Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.

I don’t care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert.

If you don’t have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died.

A good-bye is never painful unless you’re never going to say hello again..

Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.

The story of life is quicker then the blink of an eye, the story of love is hello, goodbye.

Sometimes just when I say hello the right way, I’m like, Whoa, I’m so cool.

Really? Worst film you ever saw. Well, my next one will be better. Hello. Hello.

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