What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things.

Accomplish what others say you cannot do.

Eventually, you stop caring. Eventually it stops being the most important thing in your life.

I don’t make typos. I make new words.

If you smile when no one else is around you really mean it.

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Id explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons with me.

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.

A single lie discovered is enough to create doubt over every truth expressed..

Your Intelligence is my “COMMON SENSE”.

I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.

I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated

I woke up on the wrong side of Facebook.

Vote Up Vote Down My Facebook wall is broken.

All work and no play, will make you a manager.

Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does??

If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Where there is a will, there are 100 relatives.

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.

The way you smile at me makes me smile even more.

Don`t you just love it when you flip your pillow over and its cool on the other side..

I am not afraid to make mistakes. Sometimes “My Bad” works out for “My Good”.

Sometimes it`s easier to say hello to the people you hate than to say goodbye to the people you love.

I hate staring at your name and debating whether or not to start the conversation.

Why can’t shampoo and conditioner run out at the same time?

To all my haters, remember, its mind over matter: I don`t mind & you don`t matter..

Don`t call yourself my true friend when you`re never there for me and I must always be there for you.

The only person in this world I trust is myself. And even he`s questionable at times.

I have a disease. Its called awesomeness. but don`t worry it`s not contagious..

Beauty isn`t measured by the number of likes of your picture on Facebook..

90% of the time I say `BRB` it just means I don`t want to talk to you anymore..

I think it ’s cute when someone tells you straight up that they like you.

When I sit down on a field, I automatically start to pull grass out of the ground..

Those moments when all the thoughts you have tried so hard to forget all come rushing back to you.

It`s too late to apologize. The damage is done.

Telling your parents something funny, but it turns into a life lesson…

I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted..

you`re sorry ? that`s cool. go write a book about it and let someone who actually cares read it.

I`m wondering why, most of my friends in facebook are single..where is the love?

Giving up is always an option but never my choice.

Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.

Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

If swimming is an exerciser explain whales to me.

I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs…

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