Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten and the future worth living for.
You have no idea how fast my heart beats when I see you.
Facebook is like a jail. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don’t really know!
I love you and I don’t want to lose you. Because my life has been better since the day I found you.
Wishing you the very best for all the new ventures, that life has in store for you. Good luck!
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
For a lovely couple who shares a love as colorful as a rainbow and as deep as the ocean. Happy engagement! I am thrilled for you both!
My heart Stops when you look at me.
Teachers Only Teach The Rules.. But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.
I am deeply saddened by the news of your loss. I pray that God will grant you the strength. My most sincere condolences.
INDEPENDENCE A PRECIOUS GIFT OF GOD. MAY WE ALWAYS REMAIN INDEPENDENT AMEEN. A VERY HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY TO YOU.
Exams and grades are temporary, but education is everlasting.
I don’t know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too.
Receive my simple gift of “EID MUBARAK” wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!
The Lord came to earth..with a life to give,..so each one of us may continue to live….Happy Easter
Jin logo ne laakh mana karne par bhi HOLI me aap par RANG fenka tha, ab acha mauka hai, aap un par BOMB fenk de :D Happy Diwali
If you run, make sure you’re running towards something. Never away.
There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can’t. What you have for to do is turn around and say watch me.
The best thing in life is finding someone who known all your flaws, mistakes, and weaknesses and still thing you’re completely amazing.
I am so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
Finally got the voices in my head to stop talking so loud. Just wrap your head in duct tape and they sound muffled! Ha ha I win!
You will win when you will not be afraid to admit your failures.
I’m going to rap batteries for Christmas and put a note saying “TOY NOT INCLUDED”
During the day I keep myself busy and sometimes time passes. But at night, I really miss you.
The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention. Thanks for helping me always. Happy Boss’s Day
Have a wonderful happy, healthy birthday and many more to come. Happy Birthday!
Silence and smile are the powerful tools, smile solves all your problems, silence keeps all your problems at bay.
The craziest thing just happened — you have to see my new tattoo!
Love begins in a moment, grows over time, and lasts for eternity. I’m enjoying our eternity! Happy Anniversary!
I don’t regret my past. I just regret the time I have wasted with the wrong people.
Don’t try and perfect yourself for one person wait for the One who love your Imperfection.
We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it.
Never Accept To Be Anyone’s Second Choice.
My wife keeps leaving magazines lying around with the jewelry ads circled. I got the hint. For Valentine’s Day she’s getting a magazine rack.
Hi I’m James, let’s bond.
If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, ‘thank you,’ that would suffice.
You are the bows from which your children as living arrows are sent forth.
The heart has reasons that reason does not understand.
Enjoy the little things in LIFE …. One day you will look back and realize they were the big things.
I betrayed your trust and created my life’s biggest disaster. But now I realize that having you in my life is all that matters. I am sorry.
Giggles, secrets, sometimes tears, sisters and friends through the years.
People don’t care for you when you are alone, they just care for you when they are alone.
If you give up on me, I’m going to give up on me too.
People cry not because they are weak, It’s because they’ve been strong for too long.
Oh! Here is your plate of I don’t give a shit and crackers!
Making me happy doesn’t require a lot of efforts. Actually your presence is just enough.
A woman who knows their value will only put up with a man’s nonsense for so long. You either get right or you will get left.
