All I want for Christmas, cannot be found at a store.
Sometimes when you love someone who isn’t right for you, no matter how much you love them and want them back you have to let them go..
They say you have to go on and forget the past, but for me it’s not like that cause every time i try to forget the memory hunts me again..
I will never learn to stop loving you I’m just learning how to live without you and move on without you there by my side.
I’m going to take the past and burn it up.lift my head and carry on..cause baby I’m stronger than you’ll ever know..
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
I have no birthday that means I was not born therefore I cannot die..
Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isn’t surprising really, since it isn’t my birthday…
A best friend is someone who puts up with you crap no matter what you do..
Realizes that true friendship is a knot that angel hands have tied..
Lots of people say its hard to find a true Best friend, but that’s only because the best ones are already taken by me..
Whenever it hurts to look back, and you’re too scared to look ahead, you can always look beside you and your best friend will be there holding your hand.
Its like I love you but at the same time i don’t… please someone help me figure this out
My friends are the most weirdest, most craziest people i know but i love them..
Sometimes your closest friend is your greatest enemy.
Friendship is delicate as a glass, once broken it can be fixed but there will always be cracks.
I know they say that first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending.
You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet…
Facebook is like a relationship, Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox..
All you do is sit on Facebook all day” Lies. I sit on the chair.
Going to McDonald’s to get a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug.
The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
I don’t need to lie. But, sometimes, I like to give the truth an extreme makeover.
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you..
I do my best proofreading right after I hit send.
I love facebook because it helps me remember what I did the night before when I blacked out.
When going to work has become a nice break from Facebook, it’s safe to say you’re a Facebook junkie.
I bet that in prison everyone’s FB relationship status is set to it’s complicated.
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
If people could read my mind, I’d get punched in the face a lot.
Facebook is like a fridge. When you’re bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good in it.
Good morning is a contradiction of terms…
It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
So simple is to live; So simple is to love; So simple is to smile, So simple is to win, So simply Good morning.
Hold Ctrl + n for 30 seconds to see Facebook in green instead of blue.
Today I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking about you.
Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
I want a real relationship, not a facebook one..
Sometimes you have to let go of your fear to catch your destiny…
Some people only listen to, and believe what they want to hear, the truth, to them, is irrelevant.
Don’t be ashamed to be different. Be proud that God made you like no one else.
My life isn’t perfect, but it does have perfect moments.
Seven days without love makes one weak.
I know they say that first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
3 things I want in a relationship, Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and love that wont die.
The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch up.
