Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.
We are, each of us, angels with only one wing, and we can only fly embracing each other.
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
In all of the wedding cake, hope is the sweetest of plums.
Don’t smother each other. No one can grow in shade
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot
You’re nothing short of my everything.
Marriage is the golden ring in a chain whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is Eternity.
Wishing you the joy and happiness that you both deserve, make sure you kiss everynight before going to bed.
Wishing you all the love and happiness in the world and congratulations on your marriage.
May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.
May you be as rich in life as you are in love.
May there be a generation of children, on the children of your children.
Meeting men at bars is like window shopping. You’re looking at fancy clothes on a bunch of dummies.
That amazing moment when you post a comment on facebook and everyone likes it.
In the restaurant window, “Eat now Pay waiter.”
Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like frantically getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
If a profile picture has two people in it, the profile belongs to the uglier one.
My wife had auto correct way before the iPhone.
Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years & 9 months.
Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly.
There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better than bombing one out of it.
My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.
If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.
Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together.
A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
Before you were conceived I wanted you. Before you were born I loved you. Before you were here an hour I would die for you. This is the miracle of Mother’s Love.
Feeling fat lasts nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever.
No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother’s love.
Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.
A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years and in your heart till the day you die.
No matter how this thing we got turns out, I’ll never regret one minute of it and I’ll always love you..
I loved you then and I love you still. I forever do and I forever will..
I love you, I always have, I always will, no question about it.
I’ll always love you. Until my heart stops beating.
I loved you from the day i met you, there was like a connection between us and i think it will always be there no matter what happens I love you & I always will.
Baby u are now and will always be my everything..
You are what I always wanted, Simply i love you..
My eyes literally turn to hearts when I see you.
You know that feeling when your head says no but your heart says yes? It’s wrong but it feels so right? I wish we could be together.
If i got a penny for every time i thought and dreamed about you,I would be rich.
I’ve found this new disease, its called LOVE. I know its contagious ’cause you gave it to me.
I build myself up when I’m alone, but when the moment comes and you look at me with those eyes I can’t remember what I’m doing.
I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking…
