If you can actually count your money, then you’re not a rich man.

Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Looking good is the best revenge.

If at first you don’t succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!

Caution, Blind Man Driving.

At least I can still smoke in my car.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to :)

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

You dont have to talk about how great you are- let your actions do the talking.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind.

Dont be afraid of fear let it be afraid of you.

Boys are great, Every girl should have one.

I taught you everything you know but not everything I KNOW.

If being hot is a crime ………. ARREST ME.

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because….Well….Okay… Hate me because I am beautiful!

Don’t be a guy, The world is full of guys. Be a MAN.

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back.

God made mud … God made dirt … God made guys so girls can flirt.

Everyone who lives dies but not everyone who dies lives.

If love is not a game, then why are there so many players?

The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs.

I was not kissing him. I was just telling his lips a secret!

A person who asks a question is a FOOL for five minutes, A person who doesn’t is a FOOL forever.

Milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?

Success makes life easier. It doesn’t make living easier.

Three things are needed for a good life, good friends, good food, and good song.

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow, it empties today of its strength.

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

Excuse me, Can you show me where the real people are? I can’t seem to find them in this world.

Things that come for free are the most expensive in life.

God gives gives gives and forgives. People get get get and forget.

You can fake your smiles and laughters, but you can never fake your tears and feelings.

I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

Waste your money and you have only wasted money. Waste your time and you have lost part of your life.

All your friends seem like enemies when you’re broken down and empty.

Those who Hate, find it hard to Love: Those who Love find it hard to Hate.

I’ve learned if you love life, life will love you back sooner or later.

It’s amusing when you pull all of your efforts, to help someone. But when you need help, they don’t even take a glance at you.

The Bus: When you are trying to catch it, it drives so fast. When you are in it. Its so damn slow.

If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers.

You have to experience the bad to know what’s good.

Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it.

You just have to do your own thing, no matter what anyone says. It’s your life.

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain’t going away.

If you want your dreams to come true, DONT SLEEP!

If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.

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