A nice old lady on a bus offers the driver some peanuts. He’s happy to take some. He asks her after a while why she isn’t having any herself. “Oh, young man,” she says, “they’re too hard on my poor teeth, I couldn’t.” “Why did you buy them at all then?” wonders the driver. “You see, I just love the chocolate they’re covered in!”
One of the most telling things about a person is how they say hello, handshakes
As the moonlight dims and the world goes quite, give yourself some rest. Here’s to hoping that your sleep is as sweet as you are.. Good Night!
Everything you need is already inside you…get started..good morning!
Remember that time when you felt hopeless, got lost, and didn’t know where to go? But here you are today. You survived..
We can’t all be princesses. I mean, someone has to bow as I walk past!
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
Thanks for always being there for me, you’re like a part of my family and a part of my life.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.
When I ask you to listen to a song, it’s because the lyrics mean everything I`m trying to say to you.
I wish I was a magician so I could make you fit and healthy with the wave of a wand! Get Well Soon dear friend.
Dad. You have given me the best things in life: Your time, your care, and your love. I am truly grateful to have you in my life. Happy Father’s Day!
Everything in life happens for a reason so live it, learn it, and love it. Use your smile to change the world, don’t let the world change your smile!
Happy, happy birthday! You deserve all the cakes, love, hugs and happiness today. Enjoy your day my friend!
You’re now a team of two. Congrats on an unbeatable union! Wishing you a happy and successful marriage.
You can’t buy happiness. But you can buy chocolate. And that’s kinda the same thing.
A man who treats his woman like a princess is proof that he was born and raised in the arms of a queen.
If you want the rainbow, put up with the rain.
You don’t have to be rich to sparkle.
A mother’s joy begins when new life is stirring inside… when a tiny heartbeat is heard for the very first time, and a playful kick reminds her that she is never alone.
I Want To Grow Old With You And Be Able To Say That I Have Lived An Amazing Life With You.
Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway… rofl.. 🙂
We are like a deck of cards; different colors and symbols but one cannot work without the whole set.
You are driven by passion, passion drives success, do well. Best of luck!
AS PRECIOUS AS U R TO ME, AS PRECIOUS NO ONE CAN EVER BE, I KNOW FRIENDS R HARD TO CHOOSE, BUT U R A FRIEND I NEVER WANT TO LOSE.
May all the riches, joy, and success lead you on an everlasting and happy love story.
I smiled to many people in my life, but when i first saw you my heart took over and smiled for the first time.
I never forget a face but in your case i will gladly make an exception.
I don’t know the words that I can say to you that will make you feel better or ease your pain. But I will sit with you and hold your hand. I will hug you when the pain becomes unbearable, and I will listen to you and pray. Sending you my most heartfelt condolence in this very sad time.
Freedom is Never GIVEN It is WON…Happy Independence Day.
The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future.
Sometimes you expect so much from others, but maybe it’s because you’d be willing to do it for them.
Wishing you an Eid that brings with it the love and protection of Allah to stay… Always!! Eid Mubarak
Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness.
Rejoice on this blessed occasion by spreading joy with your friends and loved ones. Happy Diwali..
MONEY ATTRACTS THE FEMALES YOU WANT, BUT STRUGGLE ATTRACTS THE WOMAN YOU NEED!
I don’t worry. I don’t doubt. I’m daring. I’m a rebel
You are the promise of God to me that my future is in good hands…
Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don’t play their game.
I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.
We should love, Not fall in love…Because everything that falls, gets broken….
May your holidays be like Santa – fat, cheerful and abundant!
Did I change or did you just stop loving me?
Like to follow your footsteps and be like you someday.. You inspire me… Happy Bosss’s Day
I wish you happy birthday i wish you many more, i wish you peace and happiness….
Dreams Don’t work unless you do.
→ This is MAGIC. Press down 6times, You can See your PHOTO 1 2 3 4 5 6 Congrats! You are the First April Fool of the year.
You stole my heart on this very day, a long time back.. and I don’t need it back. Happy anniversary.
I may look calm, but in my head I’ve killed u about 5 times.
